Another one for No Paris Hilton -- nor for Anna Nicole when she was still, ah, available.

Not-smart is not-sexy.

Stoned is not sexy either. Footage of A.N.S. surfaced on the news today, featuring A.N.S. on 'shrooms and getting a perfectly awful clown-face made up on her.

Just one more trainwreck tape from the trainwreck tape specialist.

Enough already. Howard K. Stern should be disbarred for blatant ethics violations.

Francisco Franco told me she's still dead. :right:

Jennifer Anniston or either of her roomates from Friends.

Any of the women from Sex and the City although I had to pause for a second about the one with the black hair. The one with the red hair - yikes - I'd sooner take a vow of celibacy.

Eva Longoria. Something ain't right about her but I can't put my finger on it.

Sarah Jessica Parker. What a horse-faced twat.

Courtney Cox. Anyone willing to screw David Arquette really needs to re-access their life. Granted, he is a former WCW Heavyweight Champion (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!), but still...

Rosie O'Donnell
Star Jones
Opra

I'm assuming this is a celebrity who others like but I don't thread...

In that case, I wouldn't fuck Pam Anderson, Brittany Spears, Jennifer Lopez, The Olsen Twins, or Paris Hilton with someone else's dick.

Send her on over to my place . . . .

:3some: Yo, sloppy seconds here.

Isn't the actual actress a lesbian?

Not a bit ... Beestie wasn't going to do anything with her.

No, I meant me, I'm in. I mean I would be in. I mean like to be in. Got a snowball's chance in hell of being in. :o

Jack Nicholson. He's a fantastic actor but....yukkkkkkkkk

Nick Nolte
The Donald
Marilyn Manson
Snoop Dog (and all his ilk)
Jimmy Falon

You assume correctly.

BTW, I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton with Undertoad's dick with Lumberjim pushing....