Ooh, or "I'll see y'in anotha' life, brotha'" (Mmm, desmond!)

"Stop worrying, she won't be back home for at least a week..."

it'll fit

well at least tell me your plans for world domination

i swear, if windows fucks up one more time im going to scream.

here kitty kitty kitty

whats the worst that could happen?

"whats that smell?"

It's not loaded.

You're fired!

You open the door and I'll throw a fireball in

Hey, did you know today was Steak & Blowjob Day?

Maybe just one last wafer thin mint....

You're almost as good as my last girl...

"Alright, Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up"

wow that digitally enhanced star wars was great!

I knew that cop shoulda listened to me when I told him that some people just need killin'.

I have just four words for you - Swedish Anti Sniper Detonator.

So, you say your psycho ex-boyfriend is a Hells Angel™?

Hey, fucknuts, it says "This Side Towards Enemy" for a reason!

No, no no, you dumb bunny! Play it like this!

Why, yes, Mitzy, I'll be happy to go tromping into a darkened basement without a flashlight to see where that sound of a chainsaw is coming from.

Of course it's turned off.

Parachute?

That's just an Urban Myth.

It's perfectly harmless. See what happens when I...

singing in the rain! im just! singing in the...