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theotherguy 07-14-2007 12:38 PM

LJ - here is the run down for you - I am sitting here on the couch the day after with very little discomfort. I was sure to follow the doc's recommendations yesterday and didn't move off of the couch much. Ice on for 10 min. Then, off for 20 min for about 12 hours. I should be able to do just about anything I want tomorrow. No sex until Tuesday and I am not supposed to exercise for 7 days.

The procedure itself was rather uneventful. There was some discomfort during - more pressure than pain. But, other than that, it was very simple and painless.

However, I was in so much pain on Thursday night that I wasn't sure I could go on with it. What's that you say? Wasn't that the night before the procedure? Yes.

Word of warning to any going in for the V. DO NOT USE NAIR ON YOUR BALL SACK! It hurt like hell. It burned me to the point that I couldn't even have sex the night before the procedure. My sack was fireball red and hurting to the point that I could not walk. How crazy! My wife thought she would help me out and put some sunburn ease stuff on it. She sprayed it on, I yelled, and about came out of my skin. I was in so much freaking pain, but all I could do was laugh. All because I didn't want to nick my sack with a razor.

If anyone is thinking about getting a vasectomy, but hesitant. Just do it. I agree with Glatt now. It really is no big deal.

rkzenrage 07-14-2007 04:36 PM

Ugly, & when that fails, nerd.

glatt 07-14-2007 10:21 PM

Well, I'm glad it turned out OK.

Nair, huh? I didn't have to shave, the doctor did that for me, and only partially. The procedure's wasn't a big deal, and nothing compared to what moms go through with childbirth. It's kind of silly of me to even compare the two. It's like a hangnail compared to a, um, I dunno, a very painful thing.

Clodfobble 07-14-2007 10:34 PM

And for the record, if it's a C-section the women get shaved too. Cheapass Bic disposable razor too... grumble grumble

DucksNuts 07-14-2007 11:02 PM

Clod - Brazilian!!!!

yesman065 07-15-2007 12:00 AM

All three of my kids were born on three different methods of birth control - The Pill, condoms and a diaphragm. After our third child I got snipped and she got tied (C-section anyway). No more probs since then. I don't remember the surgery being that big a deal, but I do remember a really large older nurse with a 5 cent Bic razor and an evil grin.

Iggy 07-19-2007 01:58 AM

We use Birth control pills. I don't really like them, but I loathe condoms. They are ok once in a while, but not on a regular basis... they just make me feel really sore afterwards. I want to get something like the Mirena, but since I haven't had any children I didn't think I could.

How were you able to get yours, Pie? Did you insurance cover it? I think I might be willing to undergo lots of pain just so I don't have to take the damn pill anymore. Once we decide on the children issue then he will get the V, and I will get my tubes tied just to be safe.

Pie 07-19-2007 09:30 AM

Yep, insurance covered it. I was out a total of $60 (2 doctor's visits at $30 per). It's good for 5 years. I've never had children, and that wasn't an issue.
See here for my whole story.

Baila 04-21-2008 01:39 PM

cervical cap
 
I was on the pill for a year and hated the irritability and all the horrible side effects, so now I have gotten a cervical cap-the femcap- and use that will spermicide and also my boyfriend doesn't ejaculate inside me, so I think we are taking more than enough precautions to not get pregnant but he is still so paranoid about it, he still doesn't think that that is enough-the femcap, spermicide and withdrawal! I don't think that is being irrational but rather responsible, but I can't seem to convince him otherwise...

Dingleschmutz 04-21-2008 02:05 PM

I've found that anal sex works quite well. If you get her pregnant that way, it's probably a good sign that you're going at it too hard.

Sheldonrs 04-21-2008 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz (Post 447307)
I've found that anal sex works quite well. If you get her pregnant that way, it's probably a good sign that you're going at it too hard.

True. And just to make sure no pregnancy occurs, I only fuck guys. ;)

TheMercenary 04-21-2008 07:00 PM

We use the Hysterectomy. Works wonders.

binky 04-21-2008 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 362824)
did it hurt?

is yer mangravy thinner now?

did your health insurance pay for it?

did it hurt?

According to Mr Binky, not that much pain, insurance paid, mangravy is fine, and great worry free sex afterward

SteveDallas 04-21-2008 08:14 PM

Mrs. Dallas had her tubes tied after kid #2.

Buffalo Bill 04-21-2008 08:19 PM

Anal,oral, headache!


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