dude totally just called me a dog.

seattle is a long way to drive just to pee on your hydrant, too.

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why does it look like the dog people are in a swimming pool?

dog people inside, cat people outside. You don't like my skilz?

What if you are one of these?

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I am fairly certain that I deserved that. :D

i am fairly certain it should be served on a bun.

Can we add processed cheese food and limp pickles?

i try to avoid any and all contact with limp pickles.

Is that you, Sheldon?

'cause they need drowning

Actually, it's a pool of crocodile tears for all the dogs who perished at the WTC on 9/11

ok, that's seriously not funny. we adopted a rescue dog from there and we just had to put him down. i can't believe you would stoop so low.

Why were you holding him for so long? How did you wipe your arse? On the dog?