Hey, I am gonna go have a bath and finish my bottle of wine, if I drown...will you call 000??

ahhh...how will I know you've drowned?

I can't figure that one out either.

I short a sheet
A sheet I short
Anent the shorted sheet I snort

When lieth he
On shorted sheet
His bed hath no room for his feet

--from A Book of Verses Underneath the Bough Because Somebody Pushed It Off

When I dont come back

when do you think you will be back?

here she is!

Is it just me LJ, or is that only amusing to you?

Well, its amusing to me coz I know its amusing to you....but....well...

...I think what Ducks is asking is "how long can this go on?"

be patient...it keeps getting funnier.

try it at work. next time someone says....'where's Bob?' to no one on particular, say, "Here he is!" and then look away like you were doing something else.

Ohhh, that might work ....and it will get my psycho chick points.

Good job LJ

here i am

I don't know what's sadder - that someone actually took photos of the process of sholding the feet, or that they fosted them on plicker.
OR .............
that that's the way I've held shitted :turd: feet all along and I worked it out all for my own little selfsome :headbag: .

new pc please do not off yourself...

OH NO..maybe i schoud get some aluminum foil. papel de aluminio