UG...that's true. He tells me he loves me just the way I am every time I tell him I'm going to lose some weight, which is comforting to know.

HLJ, it has a few dimples, but it's not green. I'd be a bit worried if it were. lol

Ahhhh, hail damage, you gotta love it.

lol...it's not hail damage. It's ale damage. ;)

Possibly the most spectacular example of thread drift ever.
:lol:

Avocados ... drinking bhong water ... Ali's arse ....

Gotta say I drank bong water in my youth - Ugghh, thats a mistake you only make once!

I can't believe anyone would even consider it, let alone actually go through with it.

I don't think I've known anyone who's done it and owned up to it IRL and believe me, I'd known my share of pot heads.

most stoners did it by mistake at least once - I did it on a bet while all effed up

Funniest case of drinking the bhong water I've heard of was told to me by the drinker ... he and his mate were trying pot for the first time with the assistance of some more experienced smokers, who managed to convince them that it was "tradition" that the first time you smoked, you had to drink the water. :lol: bastards.

holy sh*t - thats great!

it just goes to show what shits men are to each other...in general of course.

Well, green, lumpy, and watertight.

Well, I got around to one of the local Eggs'n'Things restaurants -- where you get a Swedish pancake dusted with powdered sugar and a dab of lingonberry jam with every order -- and ordered the Eggs'n'Things Benedict, which most other restaurants' menus would call something like a California Benedict because it includes sliced avocado.

Good; they do real Hollandaise of course. Definitely salt the avocado bits to make them bloom on your palate.