ok, admittedly i threw some words and phrases just to see if i could get it to show up in google. no dice. i guess there is just too great a plethora of cock in the world for us to be noticed in googleland.

although i have to say that your willingness to snip around the cock is a little scary.

gotta keep it looking presentable....


this year for christmas...don't be surprised if you recieve this:

What about known boobs?

I personally vote against the Cock idea.

I'm a noob (newbie) and don't know whether I fall into any said category so...will pass this year. Sounds like fun though. And yes...Cocks for Christmas is my vote for y'all. :D

Hey Shina, so far so good, welcome to the cellar and thanks for making that call -I think your noobness -even through you show great promise- :D (could that be more patronizing ;) )- would have me feeling a little uncomfortable.

:eyebrow:

I vote no. I have all the cock I need, thanks. And I have a reliable consumer for all my overstock when my inventory gets too high.

ooh, sorry ... (but in mitigation, duck_duck......)

How about damp squib?

I can't wait to see the pics. This ought to be really good:D

I feel more comfortable after chatting with you tonight ....but I bet you don't! :lol:

Count me in. Cocks Rocks! :shred:

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I'll pass on the Secret Santa business, on account of being barely able to send gifts to relatives.
But for your amusement I have found this page which features some great gifts, if only I knew where to buy them. Be sure to check both pages.

in all seriousness i would murder to get my hands on a "gilroy the ghost" vintage avon lip balm finger puppet. yes, i seriously said that. i NEED to give one of those bad boys as a gift, but i can't find one on ebay. damn!