The only thing I can think of that screams SteveDallas atm is an arse camera.

You're woefully behind. (Pardon the pun.) I've had four trips to the dentist since then, with a couple more to come... I'm thinking a drill, or a novacaine syringe, would be more appropriate at this point.

Steve, if I were you, after that post I'd expect a toothbrush and some Scope for your SS gift... :lol:

I've had worse.

:eek: I won't ask. Don't want to give anyone any ideas...

if by atm you mean At This Moment, right?

Please say yes.

Please.

Unhappy with your gift??? See below

BB, the continue button isn't working. help please?

Well, the gift I selected fairly screams "I was selected by lumberjim!". Happily, I can't hear it anymore, because it's on the sleigh!

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.....?


Nevermind. Just got it. :wink:

So, all SSs have responded that they have their mission, to my knowledge, two gifts are already en route... all well so far. Suggest first weak-willed-Winnie who opens theirs starts a new thread for the pics/thanks/general mirth etc. as this one is already waaaay long. :D

Hey Ducks! Did you send me 'A Large Cock'? I know I'm not in secret santa, but someone has sent me something with no name attached to it. It's post marked Australia, so the only person likely to send me something like that, by my reckoning is Ducks.

It's a very beautiful cock by the way. I'll take a pic this arvy and show you.

Not I

Hmmm...I shall have to investigate further then.

PICS!!!!!!!!!

SECERET SANTA IS REAL!!!! (Have you been cheating on Dazza? :eyebrow: )