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Undertoad 10-03-2008 04:02 PM

That's not fair, I have a 1600x1200 monitor.

Let me resize to 800x600. Ah.

TheMercenary 10-03-2008 04:28 PM

I guess I am doing ok at 8 inches. Not impressive but it gets the job done. :D

BigV 10-03-2008 04:38 PM

No fair!

I have a 640x480 display, it doesn't fit.

Let me resize (and rotate)--Ah, (3840x1024) better.

BrianR 10-03-2008 04:47 PM

Do I start at the bottom or the top?

Male pride compels me to deny that it fits the screen or paper.

And how do I compensate for the curve?

Cicero 10-03-2008 07:22 PM

I just saw labber's chart...there's no such thing as a high average....It's either average or it is not........;)

SteveDallas 10-03-2008 07:38 PM

If it does not fit, you must acquit.

LabRat 10-03-2008 08:22 PM

If it does not fit, I must spit?

monster 10-03-2008 08:28 PM

I think we need pics so we can make sure you're all holding the chart correctly.

Cicero 10-03-2008 08:41 PM

Well, If you need help....






someone else can do it...;)

LabRat 10-03-2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 489740)
I think we need pics so we can make sure you're all holding the chart correctly.


I heartily and joyfully second this motion. Especially since really, that's what I had in mind in the first place. . .

LabRat 10-03-2008 11:01 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 10-03-2008 11:06 PM

:runaway:

Sundae 10-04-2008 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 489683)
I guess I am doing ok at 8 inches. Not impressive but it gets the job done. :D

Now to me, 8" is BIG.
My evil ex was that big and when we went through one of our usual on and off periods, I' d always be amazed when I went back to him. He was just so much bigger than any other man I slept with and would always make me bleed the first time we had sex.

I dunno, maybe I've been "unlucky". Then again I prefer an average sized penis - gives you a wider range of options for positions. And a man with a small penis is actually preferable for anal or oral. And after all, it's all about the gardener, not about the tool. If I find a man attractive I will want to have sex with him. I certainly would not be put off by a lack of inches.

(Well I was once, with a man who had a long but very very thin penis - but I was already losing interest by the time we progressed that far, and it was the final pencil in the coffin. Nail I mean.)

DanaC 10-04-2008 06:56 AM

mmm. D wasn't exactly well-endowed... which only started to bother me when I'd already had enough :P I never thought size mattered before.

8 = too big.

xoxoxoBruce 10-04-2008 08:14 AM

Why Dana... you insatiable beyotch, you. :mg:


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