Oh LJ really - you must be overworked, you're slippin!
Go sell a maintenance package or something.

Telling me I'm easy isnt mean, I know this and encourage it as public knowledge. duh!

Okay, do it man! But just so you know, I might sic my cat on you after.

I didn't burn the toast so the joke's on you!
I did drop my chips though...

Tell me about myself, its a subject I seem to know nothing about.

You don't need LJ for that!
We'll all chip in, on any thread :D

who are you, again?

sissy

:: pulls your hair a little::

as long as you didn't toss your cookies

Still ain't been mean to me yet. Pansy.

Hey fuckstick, send a little my way and pick on someone your own size.

oh, have you come out from behind jinx's skirt then?

::takes a step toward you::

jinx isn't here to protect you?

::two more steps::

hey...is that a bird up there?

:::PURPLE NERPLE!!!!:::

My size? I didn't know they stacked shit that high..



...wait.

I don't know!

This sucks, I think I just got a shive of wood in my underthigh. I'll try to dig it out. It hurts. :( Thigh splinter. How do you do that ow wtf?!?