Houses never look as good in person as they do on the internet.

If there is no picture of a certain room, you can be sure there's a reason. You won't like it.

For the love of God, people, eat a vegetable now and again! It won't KILL you!

ETA: a NON FRIED vegetable. No ranch. No bleu cheese. Pah-LAYNE.

Is bacon a vegetable?

I feel like we've had this conversation.

I'm really just spanking myself. I think it's been...oh...two months now since I ate properly. Granola bars, chocolate riesens, Burger King...feelin' the old pudge sprouting over my jeans. UGH.

I always have such a hard time getting them out of their wheelchairs, though.

Photos?

Nonsense. Those heart attacks are caused by old geezers suddenly getting an eyeful of all the young lasses gadding about in their skimpy new spring fashions. Die happy, fellas.

Here's a quick tip.

Don't try walking down the hallway while cleaning our ears out with a cotton bud.

It really hurts when you misjudge the wall and your elbow and poke your eardrum.

If the power socket isn't working, try flipping the switch on the wall that it's connected to. It'll save you a lot of time and frustration.




Yes, it took me twenty minutes this morning to realize that said switch had been turned off and that is why my sewing machine wouldn't turn on.

Some other quick tips.

http://www.georgetiemann.com/prodimg...s/105-0410.jpg

Looks like some kind of medieval bar code system.

they're surgical blades. If a doc says he wants an "eleven" blade, then you get that one, etc.

I read that as "elven" blade. Great, just what I need, a D&D-playing surgeon. "Nurse, get me the d20. I'm going to roll a saving throw against sepsis."

LOL!! I just saw this...srry..

coke ... nose ... screen ... laughing ... laughing.