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TheMercenary 04-23-2009 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 559653)
It is the real Jim. I don't know what monster was on about in that post, but it's confused a lot of people.

So many sock puppets, so little time.

lumberjim 04-23-2009 11:32 PM

pikers

xoxoxoBruce 04-23-2009 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 558561)
Wait wait, let me tell you about control issues!

You bastard. :lol2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 558596)
although 10 posts in, ali had 5 posts.....i was tempted.....and bruce.....there IS no other side to the story....because there is no story. just my withering distaste

Of course, silly me, you couldn't possibly annoy him... evah. :headshake

Aliantha 04-23-2009 11:39 PM

This place is full of elephants

eta...and paranoia

lumberjim 04-23-2009 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 559708)

Of course, silly me, you couldn't possibly annoy him... evah. :headshake

You'd have to be there to know how loved i am at work. i'm consistent, level headed, even tempered, friendly, helpful, and funny. I'm reliable, earnest, hardworking, detail oriented, intelligent, insightful, creative, persuasive, well dressed, well prepared, well rounded, and non ostentatious. i have soft hands, and am a great kisser. My turn ons include long walks on the beach, sitting by the fire, and ghost stories. my turn offs include mean people, arrogance, and cheesewhiz. my measurements are 19.5/ 56/42. I was Mr F&I july '05 and F&I guy of the year in '07. Sorry, ladies, I'm married.....happily.

xoxoxoBruce 04-24-2009 12:08 AM

:notworthy

SteveDallas 04-24-2009 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 559711)
i'm consistent, level headed, even tempered, friendly, helpful, and funny

. . .trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous . . .

Undertoad 04-24-2009 08:41 AM

Quote:

I was Mr F&I july '05
So where's the calendar shot! You holdin' back?

Razzmatazz13 04-24-2009 10:40 AM

I think he was holding his front in that calendar shot...

sugarpop 04-24-2009 11:24 AM

So the fact that you're a great kisser has what to do with work exactly? Are you always kissing ass or something? :D

jinx 04-24-2009 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 559711)
my measurements are 19.5/ 56/42.

Is the 19.5 your neck?

lumberjim 04-24-2009 12:00 PM

YARLY

Shawnee123 04-24-2009 12:03 PM

:lol:

TheMercenary 04-24-2009 04:24 PM

19.5 inch cock :lol:

Razzmatazz13 04-24-2009 11:58 PM

that's DIAMETER people...think about it


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