Merc: unlicensed pig roast

Beestie: HOV lane cheating

glatt: reproducing, retransmitting, or describing the events of a Major League Baseball game without the express written consent of the Commissioner.

UT: Trashing a hotel room.

Jinx: kayaking in restricted waters then calling the investigating officer a meathead.

Jinx: Driving over protected turtle nests in a jeep.

Merc: Causing a riot in the Anne Coulter autograph line.

lookout: embezzlement (sp?)

Ali - spider murder.

Classic: Apostropheism

monster: hacking into deepleap

Shaw: failure to have a decently stocked medicine cabinet

at least it wasn't drugs

Classic: Indecent Post Count

There are a whole lot more people in police cars than at podiums.