I was personally going on the theory it was a woman who had switched the genders of everyone in the story so as to be more secretive.

Actually, that's a lie. I assumed it was tw.

tw is MARRIED? :eek:

I just like the image of tw being "too fucked up to handle" a teenage romance. Even as a teen he was straight-laced and deathly logical, I just know it.

cough/pocketprotecter/cough