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TheMercenary 10-27-2010 09:30 PM

It is so GD cute, who could complain?

Gravdigr 10-28-2010 02:32 AM

I'd like to see a magazine that has a story not broken across the entire magazine. You start a story on page 21, read a page and a half and ya get "continued on page 67". Oh and does page 67 even have a fucking page number on it, hell no! And page 22, a different story that gets the same treatment, continued on page 79. What the fuck?! Why can't the story be printed in full from start to finish???

casimendocina 10-28-2010 02:43 AM

The chocolate covered in hundreds and thousands that I'm eating is too sweet.

monster 10-28-2010 08:55 AM

The WordAssoc thread gets right on my tits, making it look like there are new and potentially interesting post in this forum when there aren't. It needs to die. horribly.

Pete Zicato 10-28-2010 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 690978)
I'd like to see a magazine that has a story not broken across the entire magazine. You start a story on page 21, read a page and a half and ya get "continued on page 67". Oh and does page 67 even have a fucking page number on it, hell no! And page 22, a different story that gets the same treatment, continued on page 79. What the fuck?! Why can't the story be printed in full from start to finish???

They're making you look at more ads.

SteveDallas 10-28-2010 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 690899)
Well mostly. My first thought was hey, another programmer.

I wouldn't say that--most of my stuff is quick little hacks to munge some data from one system to another. I'd be lost at any serious development effort.

I admit, I'm considering learning Java though.

HungLikeJesus 10-28-2010 10:41 PM

That's great SD. When you learn Java you can help me implement new decimal and the tenth digit.

xoxoxoBruce 10-28-2010 10:52 PM

Watch out Steve, when James Bond appears HLJ will be nowhere to be found, and you'll be left holding the bag.;)

Griff 10-29-2010 05:31 AM

Halloween = fall of civilization That is all.

morethanpretty 10-29-2010 06:30 AM

I'm worried we have bed bugs.:greenface

Sundae 10-29-2010 07:46 AM

I saw a car yesterday with a "Princess On Board" sunscreen in the window.
Get this - the only occupant of the car was A MAN!
A man cannot be a Princess.
And it was only a temporary sunscreen, so he could easily remove it when the Princess is not travelling.
That's on a par with parking in a Disabled spot without a blue badge - complete misrepresentation. I hope Her Highness has words with her driver.

Also - why can't old people say things only once?
Why do they have to repeat themselves halfway through the conversation.
Is it some kind of elongated stutter?
Or is some alien intelligence cutting and splicing what they say for kicks?
Because it's the same words, in the same intonation, just a FEW SECONDS OR MINUTES AFTER IT WAS FIRST SAID.

morethanpretty 10-29-2010 07:47 AM

SG - they forgot they said it the first time.

Pete Zicato 10-29-2010 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 690814)
I hate the new IMDB layout.

You know, if imdb really wanted to make a useful change, they should add a an option to list movies by the number of quotations. I like witty movies. And witty movies have the most quotes listed.

xoxoxoBruce 10-29-2010 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 691306)
I saw a car yesterday with a "Princess On Board" sunscreen in the window.
Get this - the only occupant of the car was A MAN!
A man cannot be a Princess.
And it was only a temporary sunscreen, so he could easily remove it when the Princess is not travelling.
That's on a par with parking in a Disabled spot without a blue badge - complete misrepresentation. I hope Her Highness has words with her driver.

Maybe he had a princess in a child seat you couldn't see?
Quote:

Also - why can't old people say things only once?
Why do they have to repeat themselves halfway through the conversation.
Is it some kind of elongated stutter?
Or is some alien intelligence cutting and splicing what they say for kicks?
Because it's the same words, in the same intonation, just a FEW SECONDS OR MINUTES AFTER IT WAS FIRST SAID.
Because you damn whippersnappers don't listen.:p:

Cloud 10-29-2010 10:42 AM

a man can be a princess if he wants to, I say!


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