White or Dark, but Never Scrambled

Why don’t we eat turkey eggs?

Money shouts like a bitch.

I've had quail eggs.... But how, in 45 years, have I never had a fucking turkey egg?! This is unacceptable.

I want one. Today!

I'd like to try one but at $2-$3 per egg, they would have to be very yummy to make it a habit.

I know, wouldn't it be awful if they were the best fucking eggs we ever had?

I know of an Amish fellow who raises and sells turkeys, next time I'm that way Ima hit him up for a turkey egg.

I hate duck eggs- waaaay too fucking eggy.

Depends on the ducks, and what they're fed. I've had some very "gamey" duck eggs in the past, but right now I use nothing but duck eggs from a lady here in town, and they're great.

What kind of duck?

Um... The kind that lays eggs? I dunno, if you tell me what my choices are it might ring a bell with something she said.

If they are domesticated ducks this says they are most likely a type of mallard. I learned something.

I thought mallard meant male duck. They would be rare eggs indeed.

Eta: Drake means male duck. I learned too!

No no, mallard was a president.

Mallard Fillmore http://comicskingdom.com/mallard-fillmore

Wow, that comic's gone downhill since I was a kid. And it wasn't very far up the hill to begin with....

No, no NO! Mallard was a train.