BOOTY be found at the top of the leg. YAAAAR.

YAAAAR mixing Talk like a Pirate with ghetto SLANG?

SLANG was the order of the day in the bar in the Filthy Porpoise.
Captain "Gentleman" McAngus, referring to the notorious patron Hamid Barfly-McBarflyisher as "You filthy, dodgy, miserly seadog" said "While he was a great fan of a shapely ankle and manly buttocks, he never could stomach a coquette. Far too FISHY."

FISHY be the pirate that can't be getting his swagger on in the GHETTO.

GHETTO because even pirates need HOMES.

HOMES, yo, don't be tryin' to be a BROTHER

(laughed my ASS off at Sundae)

BROTHER can ya spare a DIME?

DIME stores have morphed into dollar STORES.

STORES for winter should have been put up by NOW.

NOW is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the PARTY.

PARTY HEARTY

HEARTY meals like meat and potatoes are actually bad for your HEART.

HEART, if I only had ONE.

ONE is the loneliest NUMBER

NUMBER me among the people whom the cold makes NUMBER.