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limey 01-19-2011 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf (Post 706541)
..... I like to watch.

:eyeball::eyeball:

Spexxvet 01-19-2011 08:11 AM

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime...

Pete Zicato 01-19-2011 11:23 AM

You can't hurry love.

Shawnee123 01-19-2011 02:40 PM

And, you know, you never have to do that stuff:


What, am I to wake up suddenly and then
enroll at the local college, earn me a degree
and I could work weekends?
If I've worked real hard
I could mow your back yard

I can go to Europe, travel with my friends
I can blow a thousand deutsche marks
to get drunk in a pub with some Australians
Buy a giant backpack
sew a flag on the back

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

I never had to spend a summer planting trees
I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch
doubled over on my hands and knees
I never spent a single day in retail
telling people what they want to hear
telling people anything to make a sale
Eating in the food court
with the old and the bored

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

The worlds your oyster shell
But what's that funny smell
You eat the bivalve anyway
you're sick with salmonella
You get your Ph.D
How happy you will be
When you get a job at Wendy's
And are honored with employee of the month

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

(Ed Robertson, Steven Page)

monster 01-19-2011 03:00 PM

you can't find a Prius with a McCain/Palin sticker on it.

Shawnee123 01-19-2011 03:06 PM

You can't read all the bumper stickers on cars/trucks that do have McCain/Palin stickers, because there are too many and you just don't have the time.

monster 01-19-2011 03:19 PM

Srsly? Seems to me here it's the Obamaists who lurve their sloganeering......

monster 01-19-2011 03:19 PM

you cannot... be serious!

Shawnee123 01-19-2011 03:25 PM

I see both, but on my daily commutes there is often a McCain/Palin amongst the stickers that say things like "I killed me a 12 point" and "Spit out your window if you love Jesus" and "My wife is a bitch so I killed her" and "I worship Brooks & Dunn" and "My tattoos express my individuality, just like my bumper stickers" and "What Would Jesus Do" and a confederate flag or three.

monster 01-19-2011 03:32 PM

Here it's coexist, God is a woman and she's pissed, free marjuana, stop war, give blood... play hockey, give peace a chance, more fucking peace, pink goddamn ribbons, shitloads of rainbow stuff, pro-choice, pro-life, my next car will be electric, my other car is electric, my other car is also electric, share the road, share the woad, snails r fun, habitat for humanity...............

monster 01-19-2011 03:34 PM

and that's only the cars that aren't covered in macdonalds happy toys and the like. i heard that's just an ann arbor thing, so i took a picture of one for you lot, but never posted it. I'll see if I can find it.

Shawnee123 01-19-2011 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 706720)
Here it's coexist, God is a woman and she's pissed, free marjuana, stop war, give blood... play hockey, give peace a chance, more fucking peace, pink goddamn ribbons, shitloads of rainbow stuff, pro-choice, pro-life, my next car will be electric, my other car is electric, my other car is also electric, share the road, share the woad, snails r fun, habitat for humanity...............

Oh yeah, I've seen those too: especially in the student parking garage. :lol:

Took me about 3 weeks to figure out what the damn coexist one said.

I'm a bit iffy on any stickers. Adorn your mouth with words, adorn your body with action: stickers and skink are a blathering sheep's way of expression. (disclaimer: not ALL)

TheMercenary 01-19-2011 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 706716)
I see both, but on my daily commutes there is often a McCain/Palin amongst the stickers that say things like "I killed me a 12 point" and "Spit out your window if you love Jesus" and "My wife is a bitch so I killed her" and "I worship Brooks & Dunn" and "My tattoos express my individuality, just like my bumper stickers" and "What Would Jesus Do" and a confederate flag or three.

Damm! you live in Alabama?!??! No rednecks or racist White Supremacists up there I bet! :p:

TheMercenary 01-19-2011 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 706725)
Adorn your mouth with words, adorn your body with action: stickers and skink are a blathering sheep's way of expression. (disclaimer: not ALL)

What is your exception to that rule? Or was that just so you would not offend your friends with tats?

plthijinx 01-19-2011 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 706539)

ACK!


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