Trained EMT so nasty injuries don't faze me
Work well with little sleep for extended periods
Good negotiator of stressful situations
Big, strong dude so I can handle myself and smack a bitch around when words stop working
Decent amount of outdoors knowledge like building fires, shelter, cooking, decent shot, etc.

Weaknesses:
Don't own a firearm
Can't sew worth a damn
I snore

Bullet
We Need a wilderness Doc , strong young dude ,
but the snoring DUDE !! NOT TACTICAL !!!

end-of-world skills.

srsly, who can't apply heat to food where necessaryZ? Who can't bury seeds in soil and water?

Teaching English? To whom and why?

The Donner Party
People

People,
People who eat people,
Are the luckiest people in the world
We're carnivores, needing other carnivores
While letting a survivor's pride
Satisfy all the hunger inside
Acting more like cannibals than animals

Cannibals,
Are very special people
They're the luckiest people in the world
With one person, one very tasty person
A feeling deep in your soul
Says you were hungry now you're full
No more hunger and thirst
But first be a person who eats people
People who eat people
Are the luckiest people in the world ...

:D

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http://arloandjanis.com/

Well, I could make you a nice feather bed, but then I'd have nekkid chickens. Trust me, nobody wants that.

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As for post-apocalyptic plumbing, I've got my eye on a nice little porta potty at a nearby construction site... :p:

I can bark orders.

I can bark.

I can assemble things. I have great eye/hand coordination.

I'm mean.

Anything but cookery or cleanery or knittery.

But can you V-Jazzle me?

If I sleep on my stomach I'm cool, but yeah otherwise I'll be drawing every zombie in a mile radius. Sorry man

We'll glue a tennis ball to your back.

Bullitt!
The end of the world does not necessarily mean zombies!
It might simply be a case of every surviving man's sperm being sterilised.

In which case you'd still be of value to Shel.
Although if the only survivors were you and Matt Damon- no offense - you might go to bed cold.

I don't know what this means!?!?

I'll give you a lickle clue.

V = vagina
Jazzle = jewels + sparkles + frazzle

It's not a good clue though, it refers to decorating your fur and is nothing to do with adding diamonds up the baby-chute.
In fact it's about having tawdry things added to your muff in the hope you will be considered a classy bird.
But let's face it, if you haven't convinced them you are classy by the time thay catch sight of your hoo-ha, then you have pretty much lucked out.

In the end times (snicker, she said end times) it STILL won't mean a thing if it ain't got that SCHWIIIINGGGGG.

Accessories sold separately. ;)