In the entertainment industry, that's called a "spit take."

Splaff

I wish had a word for what people really mean when they say ironic.

Monster .... COSMi? CSOMic. COSMing.

As in "That was a COSMic joke, Sheldon, I COSMed all over."

Since it means "made entirely of iron" I say a good word would be a form of wrought, like...rot.

I should acknowledge that "totally awesome" works much better with a Californian accent.