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Big Sarge 04-26-2011 08:18 PM

Mr. Jill has been welcomed back enough. I think we need to redirect this thread as pensive pam wishes. Why were you so nice to Mr Jill and mean to pam??

Jill 04-26-2011 08:33 PM

I've been up to no good, as usual. <evil cackle>

Ok, really, I left my miserable job of 10 years and jumped from the frying pan into the fire, working on a political campaign. Never! Again! After the candidate (deservedly) lost, I took some time off to oversee a major kitchen remodel and some other home improvement projects, like having every single floor in the entire house except the bathroom refinished!

I created an album with some before and after pictures: http://cellar.org/album.php?albumid=22

Now I'm looking for my next career, trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up. ;)

I collected a new kitten off the sidewalk outside our house. He's now about a year old and cute as PIE! Our other kitty was a rescue from a home where she was tormented by the other cats, so we were supposed to keep her as an only cat forever. She really was a mess when we first got her. But here's what a home that makes her feel safe can accomplish:

http://cellar.org/picture.php?albumid=23&pictureid=159

That's the old scaredy cat, Emma, on the left, hugging the new kitty, Toby, on the right while they slept.

Awwwwwww.

Life's pretty good!

What's up with you guys?

monster 04-26-2011 08:34 PM

So it is all about Emma! (And Toby)

HungLikeJesus 04-26-2011 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 727647)
i wish jill the best. why was i not welcomed in this way?? why, i ask. i would like an answer. i was gong to log off, but now i am not. why was i not welconmed???

Pam!

Oh, you were, in that other thread:

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 725559)
Hello pam, welcome to the Cellar. I've been quite amused reading your posts.

By the way, I don't know how those words get under your name.


HungLikeJesus 04-26-2011 08:37 PM

The cat on the left looks like the top of someone's head.

monster 04-26-2011 08:38 PM

Welcome back, by the way.

monster 04-26-2011 08:39 PM

Donald Trump could use it as a wig maybe?

Jill 04-26-2011 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 727644)

Hi Jill!! Welcome back. BTW, do you have a good meatloaf recipe? One other question, are you a hermaphrodite?

Thanks, Big Sarge! I do have a good meatloaf recipe, as a matter of fact. Would you like me to share it with you?

I'm not a hermaphrodite, but I am an Arachne. Watch me spin my web. . . mwuaaahahahaha!
Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 727645)
Where

else would you get welcomed back in this fashion? :)

Nowhere I'd want to be, that's for sure!

Does this site have an Ignore feature?

monster 04-26-2011 08:40 PM

yes, but it doesn't ignore all responses to all ignored posts. And I'm hurt that you want to ignore me so quickly, I've barely been rude to you yet. Was it the Donald trump comment?

HungLikeJesus 04-26-2011 08:43 PM

Some women are very sensitive about their cats.

monster 04-26-2011 08:44 PM

you almost typed pussies then, didn't you?

Jill 04-26-2011 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 727650)

So it is all about Emma! (And Toby)

Oh believe me, that spoiled little Toby is hardly ignored around here. He gets away with going where no cat who's ever owned me has been allowed to go before. Behold!

http://cellar.org/picture.php?albumid=23&pictureid=160

http://cellar.org/picture.php?albumid=23&pictureid=161

He's a trip!
Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 727653)

The cat on the left looks like the top of someone's head.

She's sure got enough fur to be!
Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 727654)

Welcome back, by the way.

Yeah, so you say now. What about when I start whining about how much you hate me? Huh? Huh? Whatya gonna do then? Meanie!
Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 727656)

Donald Trump could use it as a wig maybe?

If she were Donald Trump's head, he'd actually gain about 100 IQ points!
Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 727658)

yes, but it doesn't ignore all responses to all ignored posts. And I'm hurt that you want to ignore me so quickly, I've barely been rude to you yet. Was it the Donald trump comment?

You'll have to try a lot harder than that. Go on, gimme yer best shot! :p:
Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 727660)

Some women are very sensitive about their cats.

Cats? Cats? Someone named HungLikeJesus refers to them as cats? I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

It's pussies to you, bub!

monster 04-26-2011 09:02 PM

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Jill 04-26-2011 09:03 PM

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!! OMG, I'm laughing SO hard here! I love it!

DanaC 04-26-2011 09:09 PM

Monster proving once and for all that she am the caption queen

[eta] btw great pussy pics jill


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