A bit is 12.5 cents, originally it was half a quarter, that is, half of 25 cents. Hence you'd put in your two bits worth = 25c.

You're gonna spit when you get it.

Six and four fifths bits
of the woes of this sad world
The king is to blame.


You are at work, and there is a call waiting in your voicemail.

So...85?

ARGH. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!


ding ding ding! :blush:

Actually I think it's one of those decoy calls. You think you have a voicemail and it's just "the oldest heard message will be deleted..." So? I probably ignored it then too! :lol:

85 is correct.


Imma go to bed now, you better have it by the time I log on next.

[Arnold]Oooh oooh oooh oooooh! [/Horshack]

85% of problems are directly traceable to top management!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dang it! I had it, back at the post where Zen gave me the exact number of bits. But I see infi got here first. Too slow on the draw for me.

Ding ding ding! :yesnod:

Monster, was it Undertoad?

of course. sorry, am kinda distracted by pool emergencies, mybad

That's not even a haiku ;)

Okay this one should be easy:

Half of us have one
but they're nowhere near so big -
Cyclops' sea-serpent

UG's ego?

No, seriously, a penis? :unsure:

I represent your
Misguided philosophy.
Hey! Slow Down! Read me!

:lol: at 1.

2. More information?


UG's ego again? :D

Message from the blue
Conveys hope for four encore
but no need to shout

Signature files?

Or the cookies.

BigVs sig

Ahh, has to be. Well done.

Now riddle me a haiku, Helm of Jimness.