I had once a colleague who answered his cellular everywhere, even while taking a leak.

Once we caught him at it, every time he went to the john, one of us geeks would mask his number and make a call. He sometimes came back with a few stains on his trousers.

Took him more than a month to find us out.

Wow - not as I remember it at all!

the funniest part is when Clodfobble said there's no way she'd wear heels to the store.

HA!

Me either, Clod. Me either.

If I were on my way to somewhere I might wear heels to the liquor store. If I were just popping down to pick up a bottle for a saturday arvo chill out, it's be a bonus if I had shoes on at all.

I pronounce the final T in Turandot.
I'd also never wear those heels.

Meh, all this time I thought I was a failure as a woman and in fact it's well-put-together women who have the worst behaviour! I might not look like her, but at least I don't piss like her!

:lol:

What happened to all those kittens?

Jebus.

JEBUS HAS THE KITT-UNS?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

:lol:

Their baby will be powerful.

Unless she trades it to a witch.

What in the Australian fuck is an "arvo chill out"?:lol2:

Alcohol after noon. Particularly on a weekend.

Perhaps a BBQ as well..

Australia is where I wanna be.

arvo is just afternoon.

Ali does paint a very nice picture, though. I mean, you might slip some thongs on if you're a bit posh, but if it is hot or near the beach, meh.