What a fun·gi, Undertoad is so full of himself he shits toadstools.

He is a toad's stool.

plus, his ass is cockprone

That's what I hear. "That Undertoad," they say, "that Undertoad, cockprone ass, he has"

funniest thing I've heard all week

difference between oral sex and anal?

Oral can make your day

Anal can make your hole weak

You, sir, are a bass player.

You're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny.

You wish you were the bastard child of John R Sellers and Ibby, married to Merc and JBK was your firstborn.

What?

Goddamn, that's going too far.

Yeah, should be marked NSFW or put in the tasteless humor thread. Think she kisses her mother with those fingers?

Big D sang about you last night fancy boy.

Your turtle farts in your general direction.:p:

You're tooooo nice.

Ouch ! Sky, you too have gone too far... ;)