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SteveDallas 02-12-2003 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by Saddam Hussein

Oh, and to the Hollywood left "feel good" women: Stop sending me your panties!

Whom do you recommend that they send them to?

Saddam Hussein 02-12-2003 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by SteveDallas
hmmmm... are we intentionally scaring away newbies, or is it just a side effect of our own unique personalities?? :3eye:
???

Saddam Hussein 02-12-2003 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by SteveDallas
Whom do you recommend that they send them to?
I heard a rumor that Bill Clinton was stitching a "peace flag" from them to to wave at the anti-Bush rallies. He said this was a cause worthy of him parting with the (ENORMOUS) collection. So, they should send them all to Willy, soiled!

SteveDallas 02-12-2003 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by Saddam Hussein


???

Remember back a couple pages ago, we were handicapping the odds of Amy coming back? Believe it or not, I saw those posts and the Hussein ones at the same time... I'm a bit slow. ;)

wolf 02-12-2003 08:27 PM

And I'm the one that gets called a "thread pirate."

Harrumph. :P

Saddam Hussein 02-12-2003 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by wolf
And I'm the one that gets called a "thread piratate".

Uday! Activate the north Philli cell. Tell them "the wolf" is nipping at my ass. They will know what you mean.

wolf 02-12-2003 09:07 PM

Bring 'em on. I'll give you a call and tell you where you can collect what's left of the bodies. :shotgun:

Saddam Hussein 02-12-2003 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by wolf
Bring 'em on. I'll give you a call and tell you where you can collect what's left of the bodies. :shotgun:
You haven't been paying attention Wolf. Can your shotgun kill a virus? Why do you think I have gone through so much trouble in moving these mobile labs around?

1 infects 3, those three infect 9, those 9 infect 27, those 27 infect 81......with an incubation period of 2 or three weeks, your whole country could be very ill before you even know what hit you.

wolf 02-12-2003 11:01 PM

1. We'll send you TOURISTS. Biowar is stupid. You can't control the vectors.

2. I have plenty of duct tape and contractor bags.

Nothing But Net 02-12-2003 11:35 PM

Saddam, I wouldn't be surprised if some bio-agent was let loose at the Hajj in Mecca this week. Those people could spread it far and wide throughout the Muslim world.

This is looking more and more like World War Three, and I for one intend to survive it.

Unleash the dogs of war!

Saddam Hussein 02-12-2003 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by Nothing But Net
Those people could spread it far and wide throughout the Muslim world.
(Saddam thinks to himself: This *could* turn into the Mother of All Defeats II )

wolf 02-13-2003 12:29 AM

*Could?*

99 44/100% pure 02-13-2003 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by wolf
. . . I have plenty of duct tape and contractor bags. [/b]
Speaking of thread hijacking, those sound like two of the essential ingredients to my idea of a fabulous date. You also need the jumbo size can of crisco, and a suitable partner . . .

wolf 02-13-2003 03:36 PM

There would also be a need for whipped cream, strawberries, chocolate sauce, peaches, and radial tires.

That Guy 02-13-2003 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by 99 44/100% pure

Speaking of thread hijacking, those sound like two of the essential ingredients to my idea of a fabulous date. You also need the jumbo size can of crisco, and a suitable partner . . .

That must be the .56%.


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