I own all of you
because I'm the champion
of making Haiku

*******


the champion, huh?

would you mind sharing a real one with us, then?

Boring silliness
The Internet wastes my time
I'll go read a book

half cup chocolate
one and a half cups of cream
the mousse is so good

semisweet is best
heavy whipping cream's a must
first boil the cream

add the chocolate
melt the chocolate in cream
whip the mix up good

refrigerate it
now you are ready to eat
you will see heaven

Formatting Haiku
Is not very important
if it all adds up

The number of lines
is fairly irrelevant
and the poet's choice

But if you insist, I can format my poem, to make you happy.

Libertarian, defender of liberty, our last and best hope.

the night i noticed
as the river rolled by me
i was so happy

I joined The Cellar,
Looking for enlightenment,
I got a T-Shirt

Screeching, groaning, graunch.
Shuddering to a shaky halt,
My brakes need honing

Greasy demeanour,
Poking in my cars privates,
"It's gonna cost ya"

Sigh. Resignation.
My baby monstered by this thug,
Go ahead, be gentle!

Belies appearance,
His surgery leaves no scars
She stops on a dime.

Annoying these are.
Much like Yoda-speech they sound.
Talk normal, dammit!

:APPLAUSE: novice & rich.....good ones!

I read these haikus
Their fine precision moves me
Such exact rhythm
So precise the syllables
So LumberJim, tanka you:p

Haiku Pikachu
I choose you to fight for me
Fast attack George Bush



Image of the Day
Cute animals on fridays
Pot luck otherwise



Google whale penis
The Cellar will be rank one
We stand by this cause



Haiku on diet
It has lost five syllables