i am extremely impressed
by the manner in which they addressed
their issues in line with the rhythm and rhyme
so keep going! i think it's the best.

Standing in the middle
Of this non-sensical riddle
I gasp amazed
That no one comes to my gaze

Chilling in the cellar
People of all the globe
Come to talk and holler
About their crazy flow >(flow=Life)

remember the good ole days?

Well, start us off ya mug.

There was a young lass called Brianna
Who had quite a workman-like manner
She said, "What can I do
When I'm nuts for a screw
But pleasure myself with a spanner?!"

There once was a young Sundae Girl
With hair like the sun and a curl;
A Man chatted her up
And asked her to sup
But for nought as she wanted an Earl

When the weather's hot and sticky
That's no time for dunkin' dickie.
But when the frost is on the pumpkin
That's the time for dickie dunkin'.

Not a limerick, but I posted it anyway.

I clicked on this thread unaware
Of the insults that here would be shared.
Some comments were witty
and some were quite shitty.
Not all showed a limerick flair.

A dwellar named for the lime
disparaged our flair for the rhyme
Don't be so picky
here, have a lime rick-y
and a visually punny old time.

If true, Radar's in love with his wife
So, Ut, why all the strife
Who cares where she's from
or is this a blogrom
Radar you're crazy but have a great life.

a saucy young lass called ducknuts,
when asked if she liked rounded butts
and dared by sir noodle
won't care if she's sued'll
drop trou' and post her half-bare butt up

there once was a shut up and die

that had his cock glued to his thigh?

he liked to go jogging
instead of a flogging
that way it won't shoot in his eye

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