Radar |
05-22-2004 11:27 PM |
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It's either a right or it's not.
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Wrong Mr. False dichotomy. There are more than just rights and non-rights. There are priviledges, and traditions, and customs. There is a sailors tradition in the U.S. Navy that is more than 300 years old (Since before there was a U.S. Navy). Everyone who has previously sailed across the International dateline is called an "honorable shell back" and those who haven't are called "pollywogs". When you cross the International dateline the shell backs drag all the pollywogs (including officers) onto the deck of the ship, beat them with rubber hoses, make them crawl through rotten and disgusting trash, make them take an olive/cherry out of a fat guys belly button with grease and cajun pepper and stuff all over his belly so it gets in your eyes, etc. and otherwise torture you for awhile. It's a right of passage and everyone does it.
A dickhead like you would try to bring people up on charges. Do they have a right to do this? No. Is it expected? Yes. Will you get very far if you try to complain about it? No. Will you have any friends if you try to make a stink about it? Hell No. Everyone will know you as the asshole you are.
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I don't remember any "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" amendment.
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Our rights don't come from amendments. Nice try though. Nobody said pulling pranks on others was a "right". But it is a right of passage. And if you're such an asshole that you call the cops when someone pulls a harmless prank on you (Yes this is a harmless prank and it's a funny one at that), than you're the one with the problem, not the people joking with you.
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P.S. If you're going to call someone stupid, you really ought to proofread before you post.
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You can count yourself as stupid too buddy. I'd be MORE than happy to compare my intellect to yours any time. Although it's sort of comparing a speed bump (you) to Mt Everest (me....well, maybe not Everest, but at least Mt Wilson)
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