This whole thread is full of shit.

I can't even imagine what the hell you people have been eating :eek:

Corn, nuts, and bran.

had a puppy once that ate some yarn. a couple of meters of yarn.

something that nasty is beyond naming. i

Graffitti in The Port Authority, NYC

"MY MOTHER MADE ME A HOMOSEXUAL"

and written underneath -

"If I gave her the yarn, could she make me one too?"

I thought it was funny...