So, basically it's just Budweiser without the alcohol?

Oh, snap!

No, it's just Busch Light.

I wouldn't have thought this would be in the hetero aisle...
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What about glow in the dark condoms? I just saw one online and I was astounded. O.O

:mad:someone PLEASE buy me that!

taht's in the hetero aisle b/c , according to DH Lawrence, all you boys wanna touch dicks together.


Or wrestle naked.

course, DH Lawrence was a tool.

ftfy

FIFY.

I don't cross sabres.

I might rattle my own occasionally, but, no crossing sabres.

That's a rule.

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I knew of this product, but, I thought it might be new to some of you.

I've purchased it. They sell it a Tractor Supply Company. The guy I gave it to LOVED it.

He was a sales mangler here when I started. He used to complain about getting monkey butt. You get it from sweating ... getting in and out of cars, walking around the hot blacktop in August... and then coming inside in the AC and that sweat drying... then repeating that several times a day.

I used to get it real bad between my upper thighs when I was a Masonry Laborer. It hurts like fuck. adult diaper rash. people look at you funny if you cry though.

Ahhh....didn't know what monkey butt was.

Also known as a gaulded ass (sp?).

I thought it was called "swamp ass."

Prolly same thing.

BTW, I Googled "gaulded ass" and post #196 is the second result.

I got no info on any of these. Found w/StumbleUpon.

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That seems like a messy way to have a shot and a beer.

Maybe it's like one of those tavern puzzles, where you have to figure out the secret way to turn it into a Boilermaker.

If the point is merely a shot and a beer back, then it looks like an uncomfortable way to hold both ... perhaps it's intended for people without a lot of cabinet space?

I do like the rocking chair/cradle. Nice idea, but I'd make both larger and more comfortable.

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I won't even price one of those for ten years.

I hate to think of it this way, but I'd probably have to have another friend die ...

I gave an iWrench (the pipe wrench version of your cute li'l plunger there) as a gift this year. It was very well received.

Bruce bought me Anti-Monkey Butt powder a year or so back.
I still have it. I ration it, because it is so very good.
I use it when it is really hot (I keep it in my school bag in the Summer.)

It's not my butt so much as under my boobs - you could cook an egg under there and chafing is very painful.

Oooh. Mrs. Z has the same issue. Looks like I get to be a hero this summer.

So why don't you? You're often unhappy with the lunch menu.

Heck people here will use just a bit of alfoil to cook a kangaroo tail on the engine block of their car as they drive.

alfoil. That's new to me. I recognize it as "tinfoil". Interesting.

Of course, that's short for aluminIum foil! :D :tinfoil:

do you really pronounce it like that? :crazy:

Al-you-minny-um.

That's my wife's way of saying it... and she 's from Montana

Zen. No to cooking egg under my breasts.
I will not cook any chicken product where it might be contaminated with human sweat.
It is against reason and against God.

Anyway, it doesn't bring out the flavour.

Big - yes it really is al-you-MINNY-um here too.

Aluminuminum foil prices have gone through the roof around these parts. Momdigr said she saw a roll for $8 the other night. (I don't know how long a roll, but, it wasn't the heavy duty stuff:(

:greenface

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I could have lived a happy, peaceful life without knowing about that.

It adds that extra kick to your bleurg

Wow, it has to be a novelty...right?

You are a hell of a gal, Kero. A hell of a gal. :)

By then it will be three mm thick and weigh 7 pounds and it will cost the same.

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Snicker.
They make gay Fleshlights too - anal and oral.

OMG nerdgasm ....

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Except they screwed up the five (needs to be the factorial of the root of nine, not the root of the factorial). And I'm infinitesimally disappointed with the seven.

this much?

1 - .¯9

Only two nines used for the one.

??

Like one o'clock?

Should be 9/9 * .¯9

All the rest of them are made up of three nines.

Ah, I understand now. I'd misread "that" when you wrote "the".

Then ZenGum could be twice as infinitesimally disappointed.

OK, now someone's got to make up a "clock of the beast".
Some, of the terms above will work, but not all.

Only 5 will work like the nines do, as the square root of 6 isn't an integer, and neither is .¯6 (but .¯9 actually equals 1).

Here's a few:
1: 6^(6-6)
2: (6+6)/6
3:
4:
5: 6-(6/6)
6: 6^(6/6) or (6*6)/6
7: 6+(6/6)
8:
9:
10:
11: 66/6
12:

5: 6 - 6/6

(sorry, didn't mean to make yours look like a dupe, I did my edit before I saw your post)

10: 6.¯6/.¯6

This is a bit cheap: 4: 6*.¯66

My head exploded again.

8: (6+6) * .¯6

A bit cheap again:
3: sqrt(6/.¯66)
9: 6/.¯66

So that leaves 12.

Um...

12: 6+6

Duh?