I had my lens on backward.

The picture was reflected off of a space mirror.

I have very tiny feet.

Man-inches?

Don't worry, Labrat's ass is so hot it could start it's own fire. You can't burn something that hot.

With white socks, from the look of it! :eek: geek alert. :p

Let me put it this way: I have an idea for a restaurant. It's like Hooters only all the servers are men in g-strings. It's called Boners. The specialty is a foot long hot dog, but when it's served it's really only 3-4 inches. ;)

Is that one of those acronyms from the singles section?

Oh, no. Those are grey silk.

The stupid thing was that I was touring a sawmill/plywood plant and powerplant in dress clothes and carrying my good camera. Everything was full of sawdust when I was finished. Everything. I can still taste it.

I might start a new thread in Quality Images called Industrial photos, if anyone else is interested.

Nahh, we girls call our really high-heeled shoes FMPs (f***-me pumps.) So those are f***-me wingtips! Tres sexy!

So I was right: SWF with FMPs seeks SWM with FMWs.

Perfect!

I might start a new thread in Quality Images called Industrial photos, if anyone else is interested.

YES !!!

LOL! Do it.

Yes, yes.

"Strange wang in the palm of my hand"...

Reference noted sir

Hey, you know how Red Lobster has Lobsterfest, you could have Sausage Fest...

I've started a thread called Industrial Photos. Does anyone have a contribution?

Do you know?


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hmmm, interesting. A bubble popping in liquid?

Nope

A CAT scan of your kidney stone?

Uh, no!

Eww. Why, would you?

a spider's egg sack?

Wow. You da man. Here's a better picture - I know S123 will love it:) My little Charlotte left it for me.


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omg! A bladder full of creepy crawlies. EEEEK:mg:

What is it?
 

.

'Gator skin?

lizard skin

As usual,
 

glatt wins!

It is a close cropped close up of the right rear limb of a monitor lizard.

Pic 01 -- uncropped close up

Pic 02 -- wider shot of the whole animal

Damn. Glatt is super good at knowing what close up things are! There should be a game show.

A couple more pics for scale and a beauty shot
 

Pic 01 -- SonofV posing along with Godzilla

Pic 02 -- This is my good side

Aw, shucks. 'Twernt nothin' really.

So what's this?

inside of a hot air balloon top?

Yeah! Shawnee! See, it's not so hard.

Except it's really a dog's anus. No. Wait. It's a hot air balloon.

It's a dog's anus and a hot air balloon!

omg that is way too funny!

Now, were they trying to simulate a dog's anus, or is that just the way the balloon design worked out?

I think they did it on purpose, but did it in a way so that they could say with a straight face that is was just the way it came out.

lol, i like these balloon makers already!

They needed something for the other balloon dogs to sniff.

Funny-er would be to rig a line on the inside to where the center point is to control a vent where the sewed shut circle is so it could be controlled from the gondola.

Sniff this!

No lighting them though. Bad dog!

Good one!

Gives new meaning to "underdog"

What are these?
 

This is a collection of ... ?

sorry for crappy cameraphone pic. This *is* the good pic, no better one exists, but I could return to the scene of the crime with a better camera, if required.

My first thought was that they look like the probes from an ultrasound machine, and I'll keep my next thought to myself.

Nope. Here's a clue: they're related to the previous picture.

Light bulbs ????

Related to...a balloon...or a dog's ass? They go up your ass? They pump radiation into your prostate gland?

I'm giving you a clue, dammit, not the friggin answer.

I leave the rest as an exercise for the student.


No, not light bulbs.

Those are the anal probes the Alpha Centaurians use when they study the natives.

reeeowr!

omg. it's the fourth sign of the apocalypse. glatt missed. we're doomed.

Artificial inseminators for dog-breeding?

I was also thinking they might be something for horny bitches.

nope nope

They certainly look like medical devices. Although they could be ceramic. Which would be an insulator, or something to conduct heat. We're assuming they go inside something, but maybe they don't. Maybe they heat up and are used to shape the outside of another object. A sculpting tool of some kind. Or... they are decorative ceramic handles, knobs, or pulleys for vintage furniture, or appliances.

Heat sealer probes for the balloon seams, perhaps? Or hot "knives" for working with nylon?

maybe some type of "valve stem"?

You're all warm-ish. I feel certain you'll never guess the actual purpose of these objects. I'll give a couple more clues. They are ceramic. They are a set. They are functional, not decorative. Not medical.

Utensils to help make balloon animals?

We have a Bingo! Congratulations Spexxvet, you're a winner!

I am surprised, though I shouldn't be, having experienced the collective and eclectic wisdom down here in the cellar.

These are latex balloon molds. You dip them into the liquid latex and when the rubber has cured, peel the balloon off. Now you'll probably recognize some of the shapes, no?

Nice work Spexxvet!

Ah... the classic hot-dog bun, chess piece, and anal beads.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you veramuch.

One is obviously the orange juicer balloon. I wanna know what the one dead center is - it's split in two at the top.

Bunny ears? Mickey Mouse?

edit:

Like these, p'raps?

Probably Mickey.

So there's no artistry to these balloons, you just blow 'em up, and WYSIWYG ???