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We'll insult you
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Your one-stop schema swap-shop.
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the cellar: replete with moments of occasional wisdom
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The Cellar: Your one-stop source for mental illness!
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M'Kay, i know I'm stealing the name of a product that lets [will let] me run OS X on my G3 Mac, but ...
The Cellar: Ex Post Facto |
You've really taken the occasional wisdom thing to heart haven't you?
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the cellar: nice people having a nice time being nice
the cellar: when the bitterness and disillusionment of life...oh nevermind. sigh the cellar: as cool as sharks with laserbeams on their heads |
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the cellar: thanksafuckinglot
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the cellar: come out come out wherever you are!
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Welcome to Tardville! Population: countless happy Tards and one pissed-off Giant |
The Cellar: It's Hot, Moist,...and Deep!
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The Cellar - Now, with 15% more British Citizens!
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The Cellar - If We Were Meant to Have a Tag Line, The Gummint Would Issue One
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bitterness, ineptitude, and arrogance: it's a handy 3pack.
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The end of the net as we know it.
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Addictive by design
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Where gluttons are severely punished...
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The Cellar: In the kingdom of the nearly blind, the one handed typist is king.
The Cellar: Please check your intelligence at the door. Opinions subject to search. The Cellar: 1st Amendment; meet 2nd Amendment. The Cellar: Exercising your right to my opinion. The Cellar: Where everyone is as unique as everyone else. The Cellar: I think therefore I am (something of an oddity around here). |
Woo hoo! My second tagline suggestion to have been adopted! Hell, I got a small bonus check at work today, won at darts last night, and now *this*! My luck is changing for the better! :)
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C'mere Els....lemme rub you to see if some of that luck rubs off :)
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I...uh...um...err...okay?
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You just mentioned that you were having a lucky streak....
It's a silly family tradition....rubbing the head of the 'lucky one' to see if it rubs off. (nothing perverted *G*) |
Yeah, that's what I thought. Damn it.
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Well, if you're looking for perversion, I know people who know people yanno.....
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Nah...all the luck I have to spare is yours, Dag. Here's to better times all around! :beer:
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Internet Anonymous - when you have no place else left to go.
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The Cellar - Come douse your silly little opinion in a bath of our finest contempt.
The Cellar - Bastion of free speech. dissenters will be taxed. |
Thanks for adopting my tab for today.
Here's another: The Cellar: An mindless void surrounded by a giant sphincter. |
The Cellar: Enter and enjoy the heavenly torture that awaits you.
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I feel so honored. UT used one of my tag lines. thanks man, that made my day.
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The cellar: Your arrival was inevitable John
(it should give anyone named john a reason to look a little closer, and you can rotate through the more common names.) |
The Cellar - We're Nerds, and We Vote!
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The Cellar: The internet community for beautiful people. you can leave now.
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The Cellar: You're soaking in it. :D
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The Cellar: Home to vegetarians, communists, and us lower life forms too.
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The Cellar: You can put your weed in there!
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Weirdity, dude! For some reason that sketch is coming back into style. I never even saw it when it first aired, never heard about it, and yet somehow somebody pointed me to a video of it two weeks ago. And someone on Fark made a reference to it yesterday.
You put your weed in there! The sketch must be 10 years old, from when Schnieder was on SNL. If he didn't deliver the line so perfectly... |
Schneider has brought a version of that character to the big screen a couple times in the last few years. He did a Hawaiin stoner in 50 First Dates and in a really bad movie where he's a criminal who switches bodies with a cheerleader type, he also plays a stoner in a voodoo shop and delivers the line.
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The Cellar: Thoughtful discussion found here. Antacids and restraints available.
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The Cellar- It needs more cow bell. ;)
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AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! thanks bruce. i'm laughing just thinking of that skit. my wife actually laughs to the point of getting teary every time we see that. |
Certified 100% John Wayne Gacy free
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The Cellar: Sure, it's just recreational. You can quit posting any time you want.
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The Cellar: You're sure no one followed you, right?
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The system is now stable. The users, however...
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That only makes sense right now, so I've put it right up there.
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The Cellar is a stable, mostly horses but an occasional ass. :)
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The Cellar: Do It For The Children
The Cellar: We put the *FUN* in functional addict The Cellar: Ctrl+Alt+Del, repeat as needed The Cellar: Rock out with you cock out The Cellar: Hang out with your wang out (god, I could come up with a million of these) The Cellar: Instant dissent, just add users The Cellar: And He saw that it was...well...alright... The Cellar: More Federal Investigations Per Capita than Syria The Cellar: Cool...I mean, like Djibouti cool... The Cellar: Nobody really reads this part, anyway The Cellar: We've got guns. Pay attention. The Cellar: Booty traps The Cellar: In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream... The Cellar: Because at 3am, it's either this or porn The Cellar: On the internet, no one knows that you're a Toad. The Cellar: It slices, dices and makes julienne fries The Cellar: Guaranteed not to rust, bust, collect dust or bag at the knees The Cellar: Home of gentlemen, scholars, and judges of fine whiskey. The Cellar: Sent by the one who is called 'I Am' It's like a shotgun or a surgical air strike; if I fire enough, maybe I'll hit the target by pure chance edit: Decided to include one of my rules to live by The Cellar: Don't be stupid, and don't be a dick. |
He he alpha this is my favourite:
The Cellar: Nobody really reads this part, anyway |
The Cellar: Please wipe your feet before leaving.
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The Cellar: New and Improved tipjar! Use it. Now.
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The Cellar: We knew it all along.
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The Cellar: No longer young and idealistic.
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The Cellar: Unfair, Unbalanced and Slightly Deranged
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The Cellar, It is what it is and more than it is. ;)
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The Cellar: Have you hugged a pollster today?
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