"ooooh crap, i think the bull just saw me"

Guys pay money to do that kinda thing round here 'spode:D

We have a bodyart feature a couple of times a year.

@ the cowgirl.......

I thought for a moment Gateway had started manufacturing robots.

.

Damn you could Carpet a room with that bush !!!

im scared

Damn.....NASTY!!!! A rake....get a lawnmower. That girl ain't gettin' NO action!! Poor thing.

Don't bet on it, I've heard guys say they were into that forest look. :rolleyes:

Not this girl.....and I've gotten no complaints from the guys. Trim and tidy that's the way to go. A lot less painful too I imagine.

In responce to capnhowdy's post..........

Cause secretly you like it.:redface:

you could lose your keys in that

Then you'll *never* be able to drive out.

[/rimshot]

someone please tell me that is 'shopped.

AHH piss on it , its PAST time to be in bed !!!!

wow. that is trippy. are those barbie mutations?

Note the nike "swish" logo-- just do me!

or is that swoosh?

However you slice it, it is truly disturbing.

Do you think they're lifesize?

Even more disturbing...

Barbie has boobs. :smack:

uh bruce? those are not called "boobs" :o

Oh? What would you call those 36D bumps on Barbie's chest? :confused:

Thumb massagers?

some kind of plastic, and in Barbie's case wouldn't they be 3.6d?

sorry. apples/oranges here.

i took your post to mean that you were referring to the picture of the dolls, which kinda look like barbie, but they're not. they are basically flat chested sculptured dolls which have penis (plural ?) for a nose.

i like the artist who made them though. UT, do you recall where you get this image?

I'm trying to grasp the functionality of having a dick nose and an open mouth like that??

But, now my head hurts, so I'm tipping I will stop that train of thought.

Random LiveJournal page, the text was in Russian.

thanks!

im more worried about the fact that they look like naked 10 year old girls with dicks as noses and blow job ready mouths.

^ exactamondo!!!

And Nikes. :(

I wonder if this was related to the gag in Duce Bigelow II where one of his dates was a woman born near Chernobyl with a mutated nose exactly like those dolls.

I was thinking with the Nikes and the flat chests that they were a sports team of some sort, like a model set of a popular soccer team or something...

if you post the link i can translate any text for ya.

Am I the only one who notes that this appears to be a chess set?

:eek: omg he's right

Yeah, I thought that was a given...

Am I the only one that realized that the rocket-bra girl is dressed as Tank Girl?

No...

In that case, I think it must have been a photo from E3 the gaming con. I don't follow the industry that closely but I did hear that they were trying to do away with "booth babes" and that some people were trying to figure out how to have them anyway.

Yes, she was. :cool:

They weren't so much trying to do away with them as insist they wear ever-so-slightly more than strippers.

Here's one comparison shot from a website:

I dream for a time machine. :blush:

http://cellar.org/2006/bearporn.jpg

See the great thing about these random LiveJournal images is that they make no sense in ANY context.

that is truely, WTF!

What's he painting to the right of the bear?:confused:

Himself

:thumb2: Ah, good thinking.

i don't think i could hold steady in that position for too long. it would be far to tempting.

yeah i couldnt keep my paw up that long either

rawr


*nods head in agreement*

The Russian Gold Medal Nosefucking team?

Random Live Journal page.

I'm sensing a theme.

are those goats making out in the background??

hahaha and the wine and watermelon looks a bit suss with those 2 there

Dude is hairy.... and very familiar for some reason...

Oh! It's the biker from the Village People isn't it?!
http://www.gmok.nu/images/Village_Pe...for_killar.jpg