yes (please post picture, or video)

when a woman says no, does she really mean yes?

No.

When you say, "i love you, baby" do you mean it?

Yes

Is Joe Jackson correct saying that "it's different for girls"

ill take that as a yes, i love you baby.

carry on...

Yes.
Is she really going out with him?

Yes

Are we not men?

no

who is We?

no (how can i answer "who is we?" with a yes or no?)


can i answer "who is we?" with a yes or no?

Yes (depending on the puctuation like "WHO is WE?" OK, its a stretch, but you could)

Have you ever just decided to leave town and vanished without telling a soul?

Yes, but I chickened out and ended up telling people.

Have you ever drank away your sorrows?

NO (sorrow always floats, it refuses to drown in any amount of alcohol)


Have you ever tried to fix it so, "They'll be SORRY!"

YES - (but it backfired)

Have you ever tried to turn the tables and have it blow up in your face?

Yes.

Do you ever see someone's post and before you read it you're already screaming in your head "OH SHUT UP ALREADY"?

:lol2: YES!!

Ever wax your upper lip?

No. Never waxed, ever.

Have you ever fallen asleep on your keyboard?

Yes

Ever wax your nether lips?

Yikes, no. Upper lip was enough to make my eyes water. Prolly pass out if any others were waxed.

Ever wax your eyebrows?

Yes - I prefer the pain in one lump sum than pecking away with tweezers! OUCH!!

Ever shave your head?

Yes - but just partially -- for 12 sutures ;) -- kinda resembled a football

do you trim your nose hairs?

No (I pluck)

Do you trim your chest hair?

No.

Do you trim your pubic hair?

Yes.

Do you bathe more than once a day?

Sometimes.

do you ever think labrat is gunning for you?

No

Do you think Brianna came through on her promise of oral sex for the right answer to her cucumber math problem?

No ?

I dont know Brianna well enough, but, being a fellow female...I wouldnt put out oral sex for a maths answer unless I already wanted to :redface:

Have you ever been drunk enough to think a lampost was attractive?

Yes
Right before I was arrested.

Ever had your car towed away from a no parking zone?

Yes

Ever imagine the many ways to get revenge on the fuckers who towed your car from a poorly posted no parking zone at 1:00 AM?

unfortunately yes.

would somebody please come bail me out?

No

Have you ever been ass raped in prison?

No. *uses soap-on-a-rope*

Ever had to bail a friend/relative out of the pokey?

No.

Ever wish you had more exciting friends?

Yes.

Isn't the idea of a "Friends" movie unnecessary?

Yes! Not only unnecessary, but unpalatable.

Are you prepared for tornadoes?

At all times! I mean, Yes.

Ever see one up live and personal?

yes.

Are you frightened of bad weather?

No. But I live in Southern California.

Do you use both left and right "shift" keys?

There's a right one?

Do you sleep on both sides of the bed if given the chance?

No. Only the middle half.

Would you consider marrying someone outside your own religious faith?
(Assuming you have one of your own, of course.)

Yes.

Would you convert to a religion that you didn't really believe in for love?

No

would you consider marrying someone of a different ethnic background?

No.
(And path of salvation is NOT lined with whale penises, no matter what you say. Pagan wench.)

Would you stop drinking beer if it were proven beyond a reasonable doubt to be carcinogenic?

Yes.

Would you still drive a car if you had to wear a helmet?

Yes.

If your best friend were stuck in a stockade, would you slap his or her ass as you walked by?

Twice.

Would you pelt said friend with rotten tomatoes?

Yes
That's the way friends do one another.

Have you ever played 'hubcap'?

No, I don't know 'hubcap', is it fun?

Did you ever pretend to be the opposite gender?

No

Have you ever been confused for someone of the opposite gender?

no

Has anyone ever assumed you were homosexual?

yes

Have you ever considered bisexuality?

Define 'considered' (yes)

Have you ever been questioned regarding your political affiliation?

Yes.

Have you ever been questioned about your religious affiliation during a job interview?

Yes
chick-fil-a is a christian-based company and they specifically ask..
(this from the offical company site: "Our official statement of corporate purpose says that we exist "to glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us and to have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-A.") Can I get an AMEN!!

Have you ever lied about your religious affiliation to avoid an argument?

No.

When the Jehovahs Witnesses knock on your door, do you slam it in their face or politely take The Watchtower?

Yes
No
Depends on my mood and level of bitchiness at that particular moment.

Have you ever invited the JW's into your home just to argue with them?

Woohoo, we don't get any JWs around here (being classified under cult and all, of course). So no.

Do you pick (verbal) fights with people just so you could argue with them?

No.

Did anyone ever try to start an argument with you and you just said "I don't care anymore, I'd just rather retire at this point"?

Yes.

Have you every pointed and laughed out loud at Mormans on bikes?

no

have you ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?

no.

have you ever laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and thought you were going to suffocate, but kept laughing anyway?

Yes.

Have you ever been to a psychic?