invisible penis

thanks for that, Flint ...and now back to your regular programming:

I think I just got served. . . . And, there's a hair in my soup.

This is me. Feel free to mess with it LOL.

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Hello Kumbulu the Kitten Whisperer! I'll give it a coat of thinking to try and find something purrfect, a stroke of genius -but be warned, sometimes I come within a whisker of respectability.

LOve it! I will post some pics of the now quite morphed "party hat".

Kumbulu,
didn't anyone ever tell you
not to play with your food?

I'm sorry, that was rude.

It was a joke. :rolleyes:

LOL Jesus, no need to apologise - us Aussies have a good sense of humour. ;)

yes, dear, so was the response... keep practising, though, it gets easier :p

That wasn't an apology, it was a weak attempt at a poem.

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Great! Thank you.

I was thinking of something tying back the the stir-fry concept..

Me too....I can't remember where that recipe was posted with the photo....

I think it was in Rekindling - a wonderfully ironic title for a flame-fest.

just onions, fennel and toasted sesame oil

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Monster Chick you a genius.

:redface:

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a double-header here (phnarr!)

I recognize that kitteh!

:thumb: :lol:

That's the only reliable way to upgrade a laptop.

I KNOW WHAT IM DOING

The best way to accelerate an old computer is at 9.8 meters per second squared.


(that's 32 feet per second squared.)

(that's the rate of acceleration due to gravity.)

(On Earth.)

(that's what happens when you throw the damn thing off a large drop.)

(If you still haven't got what I'm raving about, give up now. I have. :) )

Actually, I have to agree. I threw it to the bottom of that staircase before I beat the hell out of it. It was a good show.

My favorite scene from Office Space was where they beat the shit out of the fax machine, to the tune of "Damn It Feels Good (to be a gangsta)".

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that was fast

that's what she said

well played.

Glatt? Is that you?!?
lol!!!


He was a very nice, quiet, and friendly young man. Until.........

:lol:

I'm procrastinating

Glatt, can you hear the screaming of the sheep? [/hannibal lecter]

inspired by my son....

looks like i'm having a little taste too
:greenface

tasty

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aargh!

why you give tickboy a voice?

:eek:

Monster can I have one for my boys please?
I may email it out for Christmas if it makes me laugh (as all your others have, creep, creep)

The original is HUGE so I hope I've cropped it okay.

"Wow, so lifelife, looks just like me..."

It looks like they're gossiping, to me. "And then she walked right out into the road in her dressing gown!" "You don't say!"

That is NOT what I wanted for Christmas! :mad:

oh...i thought of this on my ride home tonight

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pah... you tried 4 times...and i totally smoked ya. get in chat, fucker

pull my finger? old. the smoke's from the crash and burn, dude....

not pull MY finger....pul mah finger! that's much morly.

in yo dr33mz

SG is clearly going to have to come in here and pick the winner in this heated debate.

Christmas

unlikely to be suitable for an christmas email....
 

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Cats are neither dwellars or cellarites, quit with the stupid cats already.

:wstupid:

Yeah, I vote Monster's post #234 (nice rack). :lol:

I vote for the "nice rack" version.

Zen is with stupid again?
:)


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