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was taking a
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big steaming heap
|
of creamed and
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strained spinach. Soon
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Carl will awake.
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Hearing strange voices,
|
shaking the dreams
|
and the pork
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of all the
|
said,"WTF, Batman..?!
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I'm Bruce, Jim,
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Lumberjim, Isn't it?
|
No, Jimmy Durante
|
and I'm Welsh.
|
this is fucked.
I blame spudcon |
No it's not.
|
Just following rules.
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Then the monster...
|
opened one eye
|
followed by another
|
then v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y
|
swallowed Lj's head!
|
Then burped, loudly!
|
The giant wondered
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where Jinx was
|
and winked slyly
|
towards the treadmaster.
|
There she was
|
up a gumtree
|
as always, eating
|
her way through
|
a Chipotle burrito.
|
So Drax asked
|
Where's the salad?
|
Incensed, Jinx began
|
to throw salad
|
upwind, into the
|
furry face of
|
her secret lover!
|
She winked, thinking
|
"I miss her"
|
and "I wish
|
she was here
|
instead of me"
|
and started to
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pick her nose
|
discreetly, like a
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3 times a'ladaay..
|
But Carl's shirt
|
(remember Carl's shirt?)
|
was getting smelly
|
even if he..
|
wasn't wearing it
|
so he decided
|
that he had
|
to burn it.
|
Burn, baby, burn!
|
But after seventeen
|
attempts to light
|
his bid torch
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