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BigV 09-13-2014 02:33 PM

*yawn*

Gravdigr 09-13-2014 05:02 PM

I dated that chick...

Once.

Gravdigr 10-10-2014 12:04 PM

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Looks like it's going to be a bad hair day...

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Lola Bunny 10-19-2014 05:04 PM

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Or a bad hike...

http://news.yahoo.com/goliath-encoun...125720953.html

xoxoxoBruce 10-19-2014 07:34 PM

Good grief. :eyebrow:

Carruthers 10-20-2014 12:01 AM

It probably spins webs out of steel wire. :eek:

Carruthers 10-20-2014 04:40 AM

Brazilian Wandering spider delivered in Waitrose online shopping
 
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Brazilian Wandering spider delivered in Waitrose online shopping
Most customers would welcome a free item in their online grocery shop – but not when it’s a deadly spider and a bulging egg sac
http://s1.postimg.org/pwxt80mpb/Braz...r_3077923b.jpg

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A family were forced to flee their home after finding an aggressive Brazilian Wanderer spider in their online Waitrose delivery.

Tim, a father of two young sons from South London, was cooking breakfast when the family’s Waitrose grocery delivery arrived. As he unpacked a bunch of bananas he was shocked to discover a huge spider with long hairy legs lurking in the fruit.

When he went online to identify the arachnid he was even more horrified to discover it was a Brazilian Wanderer – an aggressive and venomous spider usually found in South and Central America.

Even with the spider successfully captured the family were too frightened to sleep in their home that night. “I keep thinking that the spider could have killed me or my son if he had gone to get a banana".
Waitrose offered the family £150 of shopping vouchers in compensation and said: “The safety of our customers is our absolute priority.

‘We did everything we could to look after our customer during what was a distressing incident and we’ve apologised personally. Although this is highly unusual, we’re taking it very seriously and will be working with our supplier to minimise the risk of this happening again.”

Last month a mother from Essex found eggs from a Brazilian Wandering spider hidden in her Tesco bananas and had to have her vacuum incinerated after she tried to clean them up.

Brazilian Wanderer bites are rarely fatal, but their venom can cause a range of severe side effects including extreme pain, inflammation of the throat and lungs, paralysis, salivation and convulsions.

The Guinness Book of World Records lists Brazilian Wandering spiders as the world's most venomous. The species belongs to the ‘Phoneutria’ genus – which fittingly means ‘murderess’ in Greek.

Tim - who withheld his surname - called the police and the RSPCA, both of whom were unable to handle the creature. Help eventually came from a pest expert who dispatched the spider into a plastic box and put the egg sac into a freezer to kill the offspring.

Daily Telegraph.

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....extreme pain, inflammation of the throat and lungs, paralysis, salivation and convulsions.
Much ado about nothing, really. ;)

limey 10-20-2014 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 912334)
Brazilian Wanderer bites are rarely fatal, ...
The species belongs to the ‘Phoneutria’ genus – which fittingly means ‘murderess’ in Greek.

:eyebrow:

I still wouldn't want one in my shopping, mind!

Gravdigr 10-20-2014 03:09 PM

[shudder]

Gravdigr 10-29-2014 11:53 AM

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Heh, image filename is 'jar_of_nope'.

Nope...absolutely.:bolt:

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classicman 10-30-2014 09:14 PM

I HATE YOU

Gravdigr 11-05-2014 12:49 PM

I feel ya.

Gravdigr 11-05-2014 12:50 PM

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No.

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My knees ought to unlock next week sometime...

glatt 11-05-2014 01:45 PM

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took a similar picture this summer. It's amazing what you can do when you tilt the camera.
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glatt 11-05-2014 01:50 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 11-05-2014 01:54 PM

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The sky doesn't lie, though.
How about Times square...

DanaC 11-05-2014 05:05 PM

Even tilted that gives me the shakes :p

@Bruce - eww...no way dewd

Happy Monkey 11-05-2014 05:39 PM

In that first cliff picture, the distortion isn't a tilt; it's a fisheye. I think it was probably pretty much vertical originally, but the horizon looked tilted because it was curved down as it moved away from center, and that fact was hidden on the right side by the cliff.

xoxoxoBruce 11-05-2014 10:22 PM

I think you're right.

glatt 11-06-2014 08:13 AM

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I was wrong. It's called "Thank God Ledge" on Half Dome.

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glatt 11-06-2014 08:24 AM

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From above:
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glatt 11-06-2014 08:45 AM

OK, I'll just post this and then stop.

The young smartly dressed male in the photo above must be like lots of young males who don't consider that they can die.
Here he is in a collection of short animated GIFs, climbing the face of Half Dome without any safety ropes.

Safety ropes, when used by a skilled climber, don't do anything and basically just get in the way and slow you down. But you use them for a reason. In a three hour climb, where you get a new new handhold or foothold about 10,000 times, you have 10,000 chances to make a mistake that kills you. You may have mad skillz and great stamina, but the math is going to eventually work against you.

Carruthers 11-06-2014 09:03 AM

http://s8.postimg.org/dqy5o64cl/nik_wallenda_side.jpg

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Daredevil Nik Wallenda wowed Chicago and the world Sunday with two hair-raising skyscraper crossings on the high wire without a safety net or a harness.
http://s30.postimg.org/fu44aveox/nik...yscrapers1.jpg

...and on the way back he did it blindfolded!

http://s22.postimg.org/lczhm47dt/nik_wallenda.jpg


Just the thought of this endeavour brings me out in a cold sweat.

I take my hat off to the chap for having the courage to do it, but I still have to ask myself 'why'?

National Post

xoxoxoBruce 11-06-2014 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 913571)
I was wrong. It's called "Thank God Ledge" on Half Dome.

I think we should start a campaign to change the name to, "Get Down From There You Idiot".


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...and on the way back he did it blindfolded!

I've a feeling blindfolded doesn't make much difference, they work by feel and balance, and seeing wouldn't help. It's not like somebody is going to leave a Lego on the wire.

I agree with the why, but I suppose it's better than working at walmart.

Carruthers 11-09-2014 03:42 PM



Bewildering and horrifying in equal measure.

Sundae 11-10-2014 05:32 AM

I would rather eat a tarantula (sorry Clod-babies, but they do in Cambodia, ask Mummy never to tell you how people survived the Khemer Rouge).

No more heights please.

infinite monkey 11-10-2014 09:43 AM

Nope nope nope. Give me heights over spiders any day of the week. Even Monday. Funny I'm more afraid of things that probably won't hurt me than things that are obviously dangerous. Well, actually, I won't be crossing anything on a wire, but those glass platform things don't bother me. And spiders chase me, I know they're trying to kill me. They would if they could. I see it in their multiple eyes. *shudders*

Gravdigr 11-10-2014 01:21 PM

I had and worked out of a 52 foot bucket truck. That was plenty for me.

glatt 11-10-2014 02:25 PM

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I spent a while trying to figure out exactly where they walked. In Google Earth, Victoria Falls is 1.1 miles long, but they use a Big Shot Pro line launcher to get the line over to the other side, and the Big Shot Pro can only shoot up in the air about 100 feet or so. So I imagine at a 45 degree angle, it can go about 200 feet. That's far short of the 1.1 miles they would need. (I want a Big Shot launcher, by the way.)

So I think they are going across the short way. I think they are crossing around here, which is about 250 feet across and crosses a national border.
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Carruthers 11-12-2014 10:53 AM

Another one from the heights department.
 
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LONDON — Got a head for heights? If so, step right this way, across a glass walkway 42 metres above the River Thames.

The Tower Bridge Exhibition, at the city's iconic bascule and suspension bridge spanning the river, has just unveiled a brand new feature at the attraction. New glass floors in the high-level walkways, two years in the planning and costing £1 million ($1.6 million), offer visitors the chance to look down on river below and the estimated 40,000 people who cross the bridge every day.

The two panels measure 11 metres by 1.8 metres and weigh around 530kg each, and their installation mark the biggest change to the exhibition since it opened to the public in 1982. Engineers carefully designed the panels to ensure they don't scratch or crack and installed special lighting to protect the modesty of people walking across them. They'll no doubt be hoping the glass doesn't crack as it did on the 103rd floor of the Willis Tower in Chicago earlier this year.

The project has been funded by the City of London Corporation and the charitable Bridge House Estates. Around 600,000 people a year visit the Tower Bridge Exhibition, generating money that goes to city charities.

The view was somewhat daunting for some of the early visitors. “There is that sense of trepidation,” said Chris Earlie, head of the Tower Bridge Exhibition. “It is more exciting I think because you are not actually that high, you can see everything in detail beneath you. I do a lot of climbing and adventure sports but, even for me, the first time was a bit difficult.”

The ideal time to visit the glass walkway is during one of the 850 times a year that the bridge is lifted.
Mashable.

Mailonline Good selection of images.



http://s30.postimg.org/yfiy25ns1/towerbridge.jpg


http://s16.postimg.org/iqf2cmnc5/towerbridge2_c.jpg



xoxoxoBruce 11-12-2014 07:55 PM

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Just a 2 meter Cape Cobra, hanging out on the beach. The pros say when the snake is ready to shed, it itches so they come down to swim.

Carruthers 11-13-2014 09:51 AM

I wish to put it on record that I do not like snakes in the slightest. I saw plenty dead on the road in the US and the wheels of the car went either side of a live one in deepest Wyoming. Quite near enough for me, thank you very much.

Inspired by Bruce's post, I did a search and came up with an article in the Daily Mail..

Have a look at the video where a woman kicks sand over the creature and lifts it with a stick to put it somewhere 'safer'.

Applications are invited for a Darwin Award.

Gravdigr 11-13-2014 04:32 PM

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glatt 11-14-2014 07:56 AM

Awesome!

Carruthers 11-24-2014 09:56 AM

A follow up from Post #210

http://s2.postimg.org/vwmrytumx/towe...e_3116339b.jpg

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One of the glass panes that make up Tower Bridge's new 140ft-high transparent walkway has shattered after a visitor dropped a bottle of beer on it.

The bottle is believed to have caused an initial crack in the 3in thick glass, which was then made worse when a woman walked over it in stiletto heels.

The £1million attraction only opened two weeks ago and runs for 36ft between the north and south towers of the bridge.

Each pane of glass is reported to weigh nearly 1,200lb.

On December 1 a parallel walk will open alongside it.

Posting up a picture of the shattered glass, Twitter user Peter Gordon wrote: "Was in tower bridge walkway today, someone dropped a beer bottle; this happened."

Tower Bridge business manager Chris Earlie told ITV: "We are gutted it's happened in the first couple of weeks when it's been open to the public but it's completely safe.

"We should have said no glass on the glass section of the floor. It was a bit shortsighted of us."
Daily Telegraph

Gravdigr 02-13-2015 03:41 PM

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GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST!!!!

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Happy Monkey 02-15-2015 02:50 PM


Gravdigr 02-15-2015 11:02 PM

"Well, crap. Now I gotta burn the place."

Lamplighter 02-16-2015 09:19 AM

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You kids get off my lawn !


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Sundae 02-17-2015 12:54 PM

I thought I was okay with the old biders. Excepting Australian ones of course (#notracistjustcareful). But that clip gave me the proper horrors.

busterb 03-05-2015 11:39 AM

Maybe this will be a video about a spider.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v...44&pnref=story

BigV 03-05-2015 09:13 PM

shame I can't make a loop from that one.

Gravdigr 03-18-2015 12:41 PM

Stingray goes out for supper. This gives me the heebeejeebees.


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Aaand just so ya know, "Hey Grav, let's go swimmin!"

No. No, indeed. Hell no.



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Gravdigr 03-23-2015 06:36 PM


Gravdigr 04-07-2015 05:14 PM

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I don't even remember what that vid was.

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GAH!

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Sundae 04-07-2015 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 925508)
I don't even remember what that vid was.

I think I recognise this one, it's a fine example of its genre.
As far as I remember it's called A Dirty Great Fuckload of Snakes.

BigV 04-09-2015 11:22 PM

it was some white walls with clouds of tiny black spiders moving and merging and dropping from everyfuckingwhere.

Gravdigr 04-10-2015 01:46 PM

Oh, yeah. In some kind of little shed. Man, I was bending my fragile little mind...Thanks.

DanaC 04-11-2015 10:25 AM

Now, snakes I don't mind. I don't get the body shudder from a pile of snakes - if they were earthworms, I'd be shuddering.

Gravdigr 04-29-2015 02:44 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 04-29-2015 04:54 PM

Quickly dead with fire kill it. :flamer:

Gravdigr 05-15-2015 02:36 PM



Robugtix

xoxoxoBruce 05-31-2015 08:10 PM

Nose in his phone, steps on a snake and gets bit.

infinite monkey 05-31-2015 09:18 PM

What a maroon. What an ignoranimus. Hahahahhaaa.

Gravdigr 06-04-2015 02:00 PM

The rare, and elusive spice cabinet snake:


xoxoxoBruce 06-04-2015 04:30 PM

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I'm surprised the windows in a high rise open.

Gravdigr 06-05-2015 11:14 AM

E. Fucking. Gads.

Mysterious green sea creature captured on video in Taiwan

Here is a youtube version of this vid, but the vid at the link is much better quality.



Someone get a bucket of gas. We're gonna wanna kill this thing with fire.

glatt 06-05-2015 11:19 AM

wtf?!

xoxoxoBruce 06-05-2015 11:32 AM

Likely a Ribbon Worm, check this one out. :thepain3:

fargon 06-05-2015 03:06 PM

EEK!!!


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