Hey, that could be our next Cellar tagline!

Oh. You beat me to it.

Fiend!


I meant the entire line, though.

and so, it is done.....check it out


the toad sayeth: ask and ye shall receive!

So, now we know lots of people aren't afraid of peeing in the shower...what about public showers? Hotel Showers? What if a guest at your house peed in your shower, would you mind? Also, do most people here secretly check out the medicine cabinet in the bathroom when at someone's house? Do you look at the inside of a glass before pouring a beverage into it? Who here follows the 5 second rule?

Well, I wouldn't know if they were peeing in my shower, so I suppose I wouldn't "mind".

OH damn, I admit, I've done that before, mostly at a relative's house when I was younger (being a nosy ass!). How about that commercial with the girl in the bathroom and she looks into the cabinet and the shelves fall down with a loud CRASH...LMAO classic! :haha:


Very rarely do I use a glass, and when I do, I usually rinse it out first.

*cringe* Nope. :eek:

here i stand in the shower;
shall i make myself hold it and cower?
nah, i think i'll aim for the drain;
and relieve myself of this retension pain!
ahhhhhh!

Originally posted by case
So, now we know lots of people aren't afraid of peeing in the shower...what about public showers?

Avoid at all costs, but no. The girl locker room rules are different.

Hotel Showers?

Not usually.

Actually to clarify, my morning bathroom behavior is such that it is generally not necessary to pee in the shower, as such needs have been attended to first thing, as I generally can't wait until the water is warm enough.

What if a guest at your house peed in your shower, would you mind?

What I don't see happen, hasn't happened. I don't stress over it.


Also, do most people here secretly check out the medicine cabinet in the bathroom when at someone's house?

Nope. Only reason to do that is to find the medications to send with the ambulance after calling 911. Visits to friend's homes don't usually result in trips to the hospital by ambulance.

Do you look at the inside of a glass before pouring a beverage into it?

Yes. And, although you didn't ask, washing the coffee mug at work consists of swishing it out with lukewarm water about once a week (or after use of sugar/cream/hot cocoa mix). I have a black mug (Glock logo) for a reason. The white interior mugs LOOK dirty. I figure I'm going to be pouring an extremely hot beverage into it anyway, which will kill most of what's growing in there. No, I don't need to take sick days.

Who here follows the 5 second rule?

At home, yeah.

At the nuthouse. 1/4 MICROSECOND is too long. It hits the floor, it's trash, no matter how good it is.

If I were in the shower with her, then yes, I would mind. ;)

Why do you assume the guest is a she?



5 second rule doesn't work in a house with 2 cats.

Anything that touches the floor instantly has enough hair on it to be considered a hairball.

:eek:

Tagline.

:blush:

:joylove:

Because the situation wouldn't come up if she wasn't.

Unless I wasn't aware that she wasn't, in which case I would be both upset and disappointed. Especially if not-she proceeded to pee in the shower. :eek:

yeah - anything that touches the floor in my house instantly has enough cat around it to be considered retreivable only through surgery.

Gee, in my house, dropped food doesn't even make it TO the floor...the dog snaps it out of air.. Pansies...

Brian

I've had a raging case of athlete's foot for a couple months now, so peeing in the shower (on my feet) is a medical necessity.

boy, this thread makes me want to go take a shower with my cat and some food; drop the food, pee on it, and write a limerick about it.

if i had more time, i'd compose a limerick that covered all of these things.
....anyone?

You're in a desert, dude. I thought you guys had to pee on each other to wash.

To answer your questions: depends on if anyone is around, yes, wouldn't care, no, yes, and I do. :)

If I were in the shower with HER no I wouldn't mind.:)

it just saves so much time

Welcome to the Cellar, Time4. Glad you're on the logical side.:D

in the shower, i picnicked with Bub
we finished our friskies and grub
we threw out our plastic
and then Bub got spastic
when i peed on his rubba-dub-dub.

neverland offered break-fast
where boys and some cats had a blast
but mike's panic attack
in the tub at the back
was from seeing a pussy at last.

A showery table I set
Testing whether cats hate to get wet
But my full bladder burst
As my poor kitty nursed
Now we're standing in line at the vet

I once had a kitten named Bellow
Who said to me "Pardon, old fellow,
I understand why
My kibble's not dry
But why is it steaming and yellow?"

and THIS is why i take your word on it, UT.

:D

Tankee! I'm kinda proud of that one...

You're a sick puppy.
I think that's why I like you.:D

hey...remember this thread?

Of course. It's one of the bits I'm proud of. I inadvertantly hijacked piss to poetry.

Which also reminded me that I never posted the limerick trilogy.


There once were two lasses from Birmingham
And this is the story concerning 'em
They pulled down the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the Bishop as he was confirming 'em

But the Bishop was nobody's fool
He'd been to a large public school
So he pulled down their britches
And diddled those bitches
With a twelve-inch Episcopal tool

But that didn't bother those two
And they said as the Bishop withdrew
Oh the Vicar is thicker
and quicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you

Nothing wrong with the odd golden shower...

in the pool too.

(one time, from the diving board)

[sistah]oh no you diiii-intt [sistah]

i just don;t get it. how is that sexy?

Perpetrators, I would imagine, would relish the submissive element. Or its hidden cleaning properties. Has anyone drank their own pee? Is there actually anything wrong with it? I personally think it comes out for a reason but I have a friend who insists on drinking it claiming it tastes 'just like water'.

thanks for sharing.

I think I'll go gargle, now.:vomit:

We actually had a discussion about pee at work (this is not unusual as a work discussion, as two of my coworkers had just assisted in a takedown on the unit in which they had to avoid a river of pee left in the hallway by the NEXT patient they had to takedown, and therefore had to be VERY careful about not slipping in said river and landing ass down in it.)

Biologically speaking, urine is one of the cleanest released fluids.

It's still nasty to end up sitting in, particularly if it isn't yours.

Someone sent me this, and I thought it was appropriate:

The Top 10 Reasons That Its Better To Pee In The Shower Than
In The Toilet

10) In the shower, you can't kill the Tidy Bowl man.

9) Turns getting rid of shower mold into a fun-filled game.

8) It allows nothing and I mean NOTHING to interrupt you
during the catchy singing of MMMBOP.

7) Allows you to practice your speech on Trickle Down
Economics without interruption.

6) Helps you avoid telling co-workers the embarrasing story
of how you broke your leg getting out of the shower tub
to do #1.

5) For all the married people out there, getting out of the
shower to go might just ruin the mood.

4) For all the single people out there, getting out of the
shower might just ruin the solo mood.

3) You don't need toilet paper..just your roommate's towel.

2) If George on "Seinfeld" did it, then its good enough for
me.

1) Helps you avoid that painful sprain associated with over-
flushing.

Re: Re: exactly!
 

If I weren't already married, I'd say I think I love you. But since I am...do you give classes?;)


Sidhe

Damn! I actually laughed out loud at that one! Thanks!

Sidhe

That would be Twinkie Bad....

I'm surprised TS hasn't brought this up yet, but there's a guy he was listening to on the radio, or maybe he works at the Kumbaya wacko company down the street....anyway, he advocates drinking one's own piss...he calls it urine therapy.


Ya know, I figure if my body's getting rid of it, there's a reason. Drinking urine is friggin' disGUSTing.


This thread is turning out funnier than I thought it was going to be...I just started reading through the posts....I needed these laughs...thanks :D


Sidhe

Biologically speaking, urine is one of the cleaner fluids out there.

That being said, I still double glove when I have to carry cups of urine around.

Oh, and important desert survival tip: don't DRINK your urine because the salts can further dehydrate you, but it is recommended to gargle with your own urine as well as using it to moisten various dry bits.

I hope you people are happy. After a long time off I decided over the long weekend to start trying to exercise again. So after I was done working out at the YMCA I went to the showers and... could think of nothing except this thread.

Thanks a bunch.

thanks for reminding us as well, misery loves company eh?

Yeah, something like that! :cool:

I pee in the shower.. i do it all the time. it saves me about a minute or 2 in the morning... i also brush my teeth in the shower

I just read somewhere recently that peeing on your feet in the shower has potential for curing smelly feet. Don't know if it works; maybe someone out there should try it!

At the same time? I do both but not at the same time..

I just read somewhere recently that peeing on your feet in the shower has potential for curing smelly feet. Don't know if it works; maybe someone out there should try it!

Urine kills fungus. If it's athlete's foot or some other fungal variation causing the smell, then yes it will help.

But you have to ask yourself if having your feet smell like piss is really an improvement.

i dont do both at the same time usually.

Hmm, but if you are a peeintheshowerer, then wouldnt the pee only be there for a sec and then wash off with the other soapy products. Hence not have pee smelling feet? Hence also not sticking to the feet and not having time to kill any bacteria.

Unless you wait till you turn off the water and then pee on your feet. in which case, thats disgusting!! :*

I pee in the shower; my feet do not smell of piss. Although I am a small sample statistically, I think it says much for the hypothesis you have put forth.

Could it be due to your paganness?

I think it relates more so to his male-ness.

Cleanliness is next to Paganness.

I'll bet George Bush pees in the shower.

Cheney gets the secret service detail to help him.

I'll bet George Bush pees in the bed. :)

I don't pee in the shower. Like someone said, it's easy to wake up, pee, then take a shower.

In college, I saw a completely naked (and presumably drunk) girl peeing in a washer. I guess, that's the difference: girls have to use the washer to sit down and guys have to use the dryer as some sort of a bizarro urinal. Anyway, moral of the story, never go to a laundromat.

We had drunk assholes pee in the ice machine in college. Fucking immature college kids.