You should see what they did to a snowglobe. :eek:

was a nice looking globe

I don't know if funny makes up for it though :)

Not at all. Until the Ouija board can spit out witty and urbane prognostications with 98% accuracy, like I have, they'll remain nothing more than toys for children.

They have no soul, man. No dark, viscous soul.

[band]dark, viscous soul.[/name]
dibs

Bump! :)

Magic 8 Ball...Where are you?

********Better not tell you now********

back

Magic Eight Ball....Will I get what I want for Christmas? :)

Magic Eight Ball... are you 3.5 grams of cocaine?

Yes, you filthy filthy pervert.

In my experience, that kind of 8-ball rarely yields answers.

Oh Magic Eight Ball, what should I ask you?

No, he's twice your age. :headshake

Is that a problem?

No, he won't.

Magic 8 Ball:

Will it be much longer?

Personally I'm betting through the end of Thanksgiving weekend, at least.

Magic 8 Ball:

You totally crack me up, but I was thinking about something else. :lol:

That's kind of like using your one wish to wish for more wishes. TM8B is not amused!

First of all, you don't love him, you love the idea of being in love. Secondly, no, he will never love you. He's just using you to punish his kids for being so distant.

No, most of the time it's much shorter than the picture he posted on his profile.

Magic 8 Ball

How much longer?!!?!! *looks meaningfully into magic 8 ball's eyes*

Magic 8 Ball will annoying teens clog the series of tubes we imagine information passes through?

that was exactly my question, too.

They will. The price of freedom is idiocy.

Just to diddle, not to dawdle.

m8 -if i may be so familiar- will i get a decent crop of peas next year?

How the f*** should I know? What the hell am I, a damn farmer? Back off, man.

Fixed it for ya! ;)

Magic 8 Ball:
Get offa my laaaaaand!

You're obviously an 8-ball.

But, magic? How do we know it's really magic, and not science or sleight of hand or something?

You must believe in the Magic 8-Ball. Please send your check for $100.00 or more to Magic 8-Ball, POB 1, Snakesnavel, Arkansas and your every wish will be granted.

I made out the check, but Google tells me that Arkansas has no Snakesnavel, however, it does have a Snake Navel. Is that the same place?

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. For the sake of the ignorant, I have decided to use a term that your kind can intuitively grasp, rather than burden you with the complexities of my inner working.

Magic 8 ball....Is it all for not?

Nope. It's all for naught.

haggis

I'd like an 8-ball...

Isn't that something you shoot up?

:lol2: For reals? I thought that I just made the name up. Yes, please send your check to Snake Navel. With a name like that, I'm sure they need all the help they can get.

Oh, OK, Bruce. I just googled "snake navel" and I see that you were joshing me. Next someone will tell me the Easter bunny is real, and I'll believe them. :p

Moi? :comfort:

Magic Eight Ball- Is nothing for not?

TM8B is too f'ing tired and way to pissed to go all existential. It is what it is. Let it be.

Magic Eight Ball- Why is the magic eight ball pissed? Will it end soon?

It is unlikely. Not until the end of the semester at least.

Magic Eight Ball -- will my mother and I be able to get along next week? Or will it all end in fire?

Almost certainly not. She sees in you the manifestation of her every failing as a parent, and whenever she's around you revert to being 13. It's a lose-lose.

Magic Eight Ball, when will my prince arrive?

Thursday.

.

Magic 8 Ball says ...


Griff's answer was better.

Magic Eight Ball- What is Zen talking about when he mentions a double negative inverted universe? Did he say that and was he referring to me? :)

Naught.

Bruce! Shhh! :)

Yes Mistress.