There is, but not everyone can see it.

You, you fucking Bible-thumper.

I tried to send a PM to Uisage, but he/she has elected to not receive PMs. Uisage if you read this please post something.

*wrinkles brow* Uisge? Where the fuck are you mate?

It's August, probably on vacation.... with a zucchini.

WHAT? He went on vacation without filling out a Cellar Leave of Absence-Personal (CLAP) Form? Well, I never!

Was wondering too. Bring us back some good whiskey, whiskey breath!

He's probably tired of dealing with us dumb fuckers...particularly you. ;)

Or..., he got sick of being surrounded by wall to wall cock.

Well, this is one hell of a sausage market here.

Mmm Hmm that it is.

shhh!

Wolf - hasn't been around for the past few days either.

Neither has Flint. Not even Flunt.

August is always the slowest time of the year, though. People go on vacation, people are scrambling to get ready for the start of school again, people in cold climates are outdoors appreciating the warmth and people in hot climates are busy taking cold showers...

Flint is on vacation. Dollywood, I think.

Hey, that's in my backyard (sort of):)

OK, Flint/Flunt popped his head in, but still no word from Uisge? I'm a little worried!

The last I remember, he was going out to get another giant squash.

what ever happened to HLJ?

UT smote him, at my request.

Where is our delicious Sundae?

She has had little access, but I'm really surprised no one has heard from her lately! :(

I heard from her about a week and a half ago. She'd been able to get online for a brief spell using library computer. I did try phoning her a few days ago, but her phone's not accepting calls.

Don't worry, she'll be back. I think her housemate is away for a few weeks (with laptop), so she hasn't got her usual weekend access at the moment.

Ahhh, thanks DanaC! :)

But there's still the issue with Uisge. :(

I know....I wonder where he went? I hope he comes back!

UISGE! Oi! UUuuuuiiiisssggggee!!!!!!

I was beginning to wonder about Cloud, but I see she's back.

I think we need a Leave Authorization form so people can say when they're going to be gone for a while.

I need Radar over on the illegal thread... this parenting business has turned out to be time-consuming.

I was wondering about Cloud too.

He probably won't be back.

No kidding. I mean, he was a prolific poster, but he was here less than two months, all told. Lots of people come and go--you guys just can't stop fantasizing about the massive zucchini pictures, is all.

I miss smoothmoniker.

Why, Bruce? Did you have him bumped off or something? :cool:

ahh , see the zuke was ACTUALY stuffed with plytoynym , Usi just had to establish his aliaby !!!

:0 ;) ;)

His choice... offended by blasphemers.

That's just crazy talk. There are no blasphemers in the Cellar (as if I knew what that really meant).

Perhaps it was Blast FEMAs? maybe he feels that that organization has been poorly treated by dwellars wrt the New Orleans situation?

Are you implying that Whiskey was a Michael Brown-noser?

Hah! Who says I'm back?

I'm just here to tease.

Like the piercing on the Cellar's clit. :D

think I've just got a new title!

Yeah, that's a good one.

But . . . does the Cellar have a clit? or does it just have

COCK!

Wheres Iggy?

Kinda hard to top Fabulous Fellator. Braggart.

Still waiting for the private pierced clit pics, but oh, no, "I'm a gramma," yadda yadda.

I'm a grandpa, and I'm game. :D

I just gave her a new user title like two days ago. No one asks where I am when I'm gone for two days. sniff.

You were gone for two days? I didn't notice.

Who was gone for two days?

Old what's his name you know :D

You know, its sad when the only thing that stands between me and eating a bullet starts wondering who I am...:headshake

Now don't start acting crazy.

They'll take away your guns.

And don't forget: The Cellar is your 12-step Program.

The hard part about this board is if you miss a couple of days it can take ages to catch up.
Maybe we should get a life out there (you know in the real world)
That scary place **Whisper** out there..........:D

Oh, well, she hasnt been very active in posting lately.

And I DO SO notice when you are gone, but you did fill out that leave slip that said you wouldnt be posting so much :p

That's how I know you care, DN...you actually remember that I posted that when I lost work access. Believe me, I wouldn't be on here as much as I have the last few days if my wife weren't the hottest thing since fresh pizza lately.

*sigh* I wish I was the hottest thing since fresh pizza lately.

Is it still bragging if it's true? Hmm. Maybe that's defamation.

Now, would it be defaming my character to say it's true--or not true? :3eye:

And sorry, Elspode m'dear. Just can't snap that twat. With a camera, that is.

And, yeah--I've been gone. Sooo nice that people noticed! A certain person upset me, and I had to ask myself, "Is it worth it to cry myself to sleep one more time?" But, as you see, I can't stay away.

Crappo, Harpo, and Zeppo!

Who upset you Cloud, want I should biff them for you?

rage is an asshole.

No biggie. Moving right along . . .

Where's Shawnee?

I was wondering about Shawnee, also, but didn't want to say anything.