I think that might be a side-view of iceberg lettuce on the sandwich, UT.

Lettuce? Why those damn dirty apes!

Breakfast bouquet.

Bacon roses are AWESOME.
I want a dozen.

You can have bacon, wrapped with angel food, dipped in chocolate...

http://cellar.org/2010/bacangelfoodchoc.jpg

...or bacon and french fries, glued together with corndog batter, deep fried, on a stick...

http://cellar.org/2010/baconffcondog.jpg

...or not. ;)

Bacon Breakfast Pizza

want

Yeah, that looks really good.

Breakfast pizza needs more bacon.

Also bacon-angelfood-choc needs outer layer of bacon.

jus' sayin'

You iz now Murkin.

except I can't vote when Bacon runs for President.

btw, I really did enter a kid for the rcent swim meet with his first name as Bacon. It's his nickname, but he's even in the school directory as Bacon. And yes, his younger brother is Ham.

Last name Burger?

No. Something that relates to Canada.

Bacon WTF
 

Kinda bacon...