How can you see his pix? :eyebrow:

i am blind but not stupid. you are making fun of me because i have big breasts. you are jealous because i am young and pretty. i put my hand on the monitor and i can feel the images

Your seeing eye cat has been falling asleep in front of the monitor, you're holding its genitalia.

A mashup of two threads:

What is this? (granted it barely, some would say hardly, rates nsfw)

V, although this might occasionally be the Scratch My Itch thread, it is certainly NOT the Diagnose My Problem thread!

But at least kudos for posting a pic, no matter how intriguing the previous pages of conversation were. Nice bulge.

You're welcome, that was the "nsfw" part of the mashup.

I'm not asking to be diagnosed, I know perfectly well the source of the irritation. I was just wondering if anyone else here recognized it. I'll give a clue, it is a risk reserved almost exclusively for men. Also, it's temporary, though some scarring can occur.

masturbating with a belt sander?

I'm way past TMI, here V

Proof that you really should have used a condom 5-7 days ago?

no....

a further clue: xoB and Gravdigr are possible candidates for this problem, though their superior intelligence would likely save them the pain. And it is painful. Tulip is less at risk. I don't know about the rest of youse.

xoB loves him some beautiful naked girl next door types, gravdigr likes him some naked, and tulip has a flashlight fetish. I think I see where you're going but I'll need a little more help.

I may be relying on information about xoB that he expressed to me directly, though I thought it was in a public forum. Gravdigr and Tulip have both shown their risk factors plainly here. (though not in this thread)

They all collect stuff, I know of a flashlight fetish with Grav and Tulip, I'm not sure of xoB. You like to be paddled, but a flashlight seems harsh. Fleshlight, maybe, but flashlight no.

not a flashlight injury.

nor a fleshlight injury.

you're getting warmer though.

Candle wax burn

friction burn from a blow up doll?