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TheMercenary 11-12-2009 04:42 PM

Not really WTF but kind of neat.

stop your cursor over who you want to see naked.

http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html

Stormieweather 11-12-2009 07:46 PM

Click on them and you can see the rear view also. Now....where's the guys???:D

footfootfoot 11-12-2009 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 608067)
Not really WTF but kind of neat.

stop your cursor over who you want to see naked.

http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html

Zippy is two or three years ahead of you on this curve. It would be interesting to see how the men stack up to the women. These sorts of things always seems to be rather one sided, but then women aren't prevented from buying cameras last time I checked.

Pie 11-12-2009 09:15 PM

But who wants to see a line of 'ordinary' men nekkid? 'Sides Shel, that is. :lol:

Clodfobble 11-12-2009 11:01 PM

I noticed an interesting thing. Of the women with mis-matched boobs, the right boob was always the larger/lower one, with only one exception. I wonder if it's connected to being right-handed.

TheMercenary 11-13-2009 08:27 AM

It is very common but after a short search I found this about size differences. I would need to see some scientific studies to buy to much of it but it was interesting nevertheless.

http://jenapincott.wordpress.com/200...han-the-right/

wolf 11-13-2009 10:06 AM

The Blue Fella is The Enigma. I think he had his name legally changed. He lives (last I knew) down in Texas, in or around Austin. Someone I know was friends with him. Said he was a pretty cool guy, once you got past the blueness. And the horns. He was on an X-Files episode.

The dude that freaks me out is the one calling himself "Stalking Cat."

xhaos01 11-13-2009 11:48 AM

THIS GUY is infinitely more creepy than either of them put together

chrisinhouston 11-13-2009 01:13 PM

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Undertoad 11-13-2009 01:27 PM

This is the first one like that, that I can remember seeing on the interwebs

http://cellar.org/2009/ohlookcupcakes.jpg

impress 11-13-2009 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 608120)
But who wants to see a line of 'ordinary' men nekkid? 'Sides Shel, that is. :lol:

*raises hand*

ZenGum 11-13-2009 05:11 PM

Stalking cat says:
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I am Huron and Lakota and in following a very old Huron Tradition I am transforming myself into my totem, a tiger.
I'll believe him about being Huron and Lakota; I'm a little wary about this "old tradition of transforming..." since body mod technology was rather limited in the past; I'm particularly surprised that a Huron/Lakota would have a tiger as a totem animal. Oh well, modern cultural fusions, I guess, each to their own.

Nirvana 11-18-2009 08:21 PM

They didn't consider the sun when designing this wall...
 
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richlevy 11-18-2009 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 608371)
Stalking cat says:


I'll believe him about being Huron and Lakota; I'm a little wary about this "old tradition of transforming..." since body mod technology was rather limited in the past; I'm particularly surprised that a Huron/Lakota would have a tiger as a totem animal. Oh well, modern cultural fusions, I guess, each to their own.

What you didn't know was that Pamela Anderson is 1/8th Algonquin Indian, hence the ritual boob job.

Crimson Ghost 11-19-2009 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 609698)
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All the guidos hang out here, thinking they are the 'cock of the walk'.....

dmg1969 11-20-2009 01:47 PM

Here's one I just made on their website. That's a pretty cool site!

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x.../Parenting.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 11-21-2009 02:54 AM

Lovely.:rolleyes:
Instead of trying to link it, just post it here.

zippyt 11-21-2009 03:21 AM

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Glinda 11-21-2009 12:32 PM

Wow. I can now honestly say I've seen it all. :D

wolf 11-21-2009 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 610395)
Wow. I can now honestly say I've seen it all. :D

I can honestly say I really didn't need to.

Crimson Ghost 11-21-2009 07:52 PM

I can honestly say that there is a collector of it out there somewhere....

xoxoxoBruce 11-21-2009 11:46 PM

I have this video, that... nevermind

richlevy 11-22-2009 10:06 AM

It takes all kinds of things to give some people a boner.

footfootfoot 11-22-2009 11:27 AM

Everything is about sex, except for sex. Sex is about aggression.

Crimson Ghost 11-22-2009 11:54 AM

No, sex is about an hour and a half.

Cloud 11-22-2009 12:20 PM

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okay, I was composing some shots for a birthday post on my blog. this one came out . . . Completely Inappropriate!

wolf 11-22-2009 12:25 PM

I like cake too, but not that way.

(is that Better than Sex Chocolate Cake?)

Cloud 11-22-2009 03:12 PM

gives a new meaning to "have your cake" eh?

Tawny 11-22-2009 03:34 PM

Is that some sort of get-to-know-your-menopausal-cooch trainer doll?

Cloud 11-22-2009 03:48 PM

ha! it's a Voodoo doll. See the frown?

Elspode 11-22-2009 10:37 PM

It has a pierced nipple. Shouldn't it be happy?

Cloud 11-22-2009 10:41 PM

my point exactly. But it's the only thing I had to work with. I'll have to make my own, er, soft figurative sculpture. Maybe make one exactly representative of me.

I'll need more padding.

TheMercenary 11-23-2009 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 610705)
ha! it's a Voodoo doll. See the frown?

Then you need this!

http://www.squidoo.com/howtomakeavoodoodoll

We have a ton of Spanish Moss on our trees so let me know if you want me to send you a small box of the stuff. Once it dries out it lasts for quite a while if you keep it dry. :)

impress 11-30-2009 10:43 PM

http://www.newsfilter.org/video/5128...testicles_are/


When your nads are bigger than your cranium, it ain't necessarily a good thing.

kerosene 12-01-2009 05:06 PM

That was so wrong, that I couldn't close the window fast enough.

zippyt 12-01-2009 05:28 PM

Geez !! You would have to use Clown Shoes to Kick That dude in the Nertz !!!!!

be-bop 12-01-2009 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 613836)
http://www.newsfilter.org/video/5128...testicles_are/


When your nads are bigger than your cranium, it ain't necessarily a good thing.


That must surely hurt,how the fech do you sit down :eek:

richlevy 12-01-2009 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by case (Post 614000)
That was so wrong, that I couldn't close the window fast enough.

Oh, c'mon. Grow a pair.:D

kerosene 12-01-2009 07:46 PM

Haha. I guess I just didn't stay in the womb long enough.

BrianR 12-01-2009 09:27 PM

A case of scrotal inflation gone horribly wrong. This is why you don't leave a bound and inflating sub alone for a couple of beers!

spudcon 12-02-2009 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 614008)
Geez !! You would have to use Clown Shoes to Kick That dude in the Nertz !!!!!

Zip, you always make me smile or laugh. Thanks, I needed that.

elSicomoro 12-05-2009 08:19 PM

The new Rammstein video

zippyt 12-06-2009 12:50 AM

I have seen this as 1 image . 1 BIG image , I found the individual frames , I put them togather as an animation , be patient its a Big file .
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2733/...dde4971a_o.gif

ZenGum 12-06-2009 05:05 AM

Zippy, that is awesome.

I came here to post - that guy in Impress' link ... and we've just a had a new member called tuba loons ... two balloons ... :eyebrow: Coincidence? YOU be the judge!

DanaC 12-06-2009 05:11 AM

Zippster, that banner rocks! Love it, just love it!

richlevy 12-06-2009 10:26 AM

Zip, it's great.

I would like to slow down the animation to half speed, to give time to take in details.

I thought the Cellar had a 175K limit for GIF's.

xoxoxoBruce 12-06-2009 10:41 AM

Or post a link to the original large poster. I've seen it, but don't know where to find it now.

zippyt 12-06-2009 10:58 AM

Here is a Link http://erooups.com/2009/12/04/evolut...ra_26_pics.htm

its called the History of Violence by this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo_Manara

xoxoxoBruce 12-06-2009 11:14 AM

Cool, that makes it easy to check out the details, and there's a shitload of them.:thumb:


EDIT: btw Zip, I'm not dissing your effort to GIF it. That's cool, but works better after we're familiar with the details.

impress 12-06-2009 11:44 AM

It's fantastic.

xoxoxoBruce 12-06-2009 03:01 PM

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zippyt 12-06-2009 03:07 PM

:vomit::vomit::vomit:

classicman 12-06-2009 03:39 PM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

zippyt 12-06-2009 03:42 PM

that chick needs a Sammich !!!!!!

impress 12-06-2009 05:36 PM

Wow. I've never seen a skin-covered pelvic bone before.

toranokaze 12-06-2009 05:42 PM

So is this person still alive?

TheMercenary 12-06-2009 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 615398)
Wow. I've never seen a skin-covered pelvic bone before.

I have... on dead people.

Elspode 12-06-2009 09:12 PM

It's the iceman's sister.

RellikLaerec 12-06-2009 10:02 PM

Damnit Bruce why you gotta go and flash that fat ass chick. How can anyone let themselves get that fat. That's just gross. Look at all the skin folds. You'll probably find a sammich in one of them folds. :vomit:

Perry Winkle 12-07-2009 05:31 AM

Looks like she's squatting over a container of foot powder. Weird.


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