Couldn't help it.

If only they were vibrators instead of just dildos...

Ev'ry time I think "I've seen everything", something else comes along. OMG!

Taste like pork.
Just hook it up to your blender.

A friend of mine is being abused at West Point. He sent me this.

Bro...no.

I already had this saved... I love this.

The clubs I worked in had performance artists from time to time... they were always a blast.
As an actor, I always loved them. I always learned from them, in one direction or another.

Very un-ladylike. :blush:

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls...

:eyebrow:

(the only version of "Lola" that I can find on iTunes is a shitty live version :()

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The woman on the right of the picture's right boob looks like it would kill for a drink.

Ah yes, an old favorite.