Apparently she just lost those in a car crash.

Dumde-de-dum dum-de-dee-dum

duh.

Sometimes news is so redundant.

Well cap'n, it took awhile for it to get to Scotland - thats all.

Scotland.... Is that near Georgia?

The country or the state?

nah - its on the northwest side of the southeast end.

I'm quite sure you can't get there from here.

The state.

J/K.....

Loved that commercial!

That is one nasty looking beotch.

insult to injury
http://cellar.org/2009/bad-dog.jpg

And a JRT at that!

Those are some fearless animals. I have one.

Well at those prices it makes sense. One buck per fuck.

That dude's thinking:
"No way!.. I ain't fuckin behind no damn terrier!... hell I wish I wouldn't 'a killed it now to start with".

That rifle is another doggie-shoots-owner-accident waiting to happen.

Even a redneck isn't taking sloppy seconds.