Candice Bergen

candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker

Chocolate liqueurs

Cadbury Eggs

Easter is Coming!

Well, then, Easter should clean it up!
No wet spots on the couch, dammit!

May the Goddess get you--SUB-human!*

*from Ghost Busters. I think it was ZHUL who said that, but, dude, I am NOT a nerd so it could very easily be a quote from someplace else.

"listen up you primitive screwheads" - Ash (Army of Darkness)

THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK

bedknobs

handcuffs

iron maiden

Iron Butterfly

butter maid.

parkay