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TheMercenary 06-28-2011 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 740887)
Just remember, boys and girls, that if you post here you pretty much ruin your chances for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination.

As for you Aussies, it might actually help you get elected.:thumb:

:lol: Well said.

anonymous 06-29-2011 03:14 PM

Announcing My Candidacy
 
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morethanpretty 06-29-2011 03:57 PM

I'm impressed in a very serious way...but also falling over with laughter. Awesome pic man! You get my vote.

morethanpretty 06-29-2011 11:41 PM

BUMP
I don't feel like full nude is getting enuf appreciation.

Sheldonrs 07-02-2011 08:52 AM

Finally! A candidate I can get behind!

richlevy 07-03-2011 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 742035)
[RonWhite] It could be an old biker chick with tits sagging down to here..."Ya wonna see mah titties?"...Well.........yeah. [/RonWhite]

It gets a bit more confusing if the boobs in question belong to a transsexual. At that point gender roles and homophobia kick in.

Is it possible to judge 'female' boobs aesthetically and in terms of sexual attractiveness knowing (or not) whether they are attached to a technically male body?

Of course for Sheldon this might be 'the best of both worlds'.

Sheldonrs 07-03-2011 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 743334)
...Of course for Sheldon this might be 'the best of both worlds'.

Nope. Never been attracted to tits, even if there's a dick in the deal.

Most of my gay friends are fascinated by them. And I can't tell you how many of my female friends are more than willing to get felt up and/or show them to gay guys.

So, my advice to all you straight men that like tits, if you want to see 'em and squeeze 'em, tell the lady you're gay. ;-)

ZenGum 07-07-2011 07:31 PM

Tried that, but when I told her she had converted me to straight, she didn't believe me...

richlevy 07-07-2011 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 743335)
And I can't tell you how many of my female friends are more than willing to get felt up and/or show them to gay guys.

What a coincidence. I only let lesbians touch my dick.

Of course, deep down, all women are lesbians.;)

BigV 07-08-2011 11:31 AM

How deep?

Gravdigr 07-08-2011 11:47 AM

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HungLikeJesus 07-08-2011 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 743946)
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Now I see the problem.

Big Sarge 07-15-2011 03:26 PM

You know that full nude photo looks just like me (about 30 years and 75 pounds ago). Sigh. Now I look more like a panda

Gravdigr 07-20-2011 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 744782)
Now I look more like a panda

Try using less eyeliner.

richlevy 08-06-2011 09:59 PM

Wow, 3 weeks and no posts to this thread. Is everyone away for the summer or have we reached a state of carnal ennui?


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