I gotta get me one of them remote controlled campfires.

And the owl, gotta have the remote controlled owl.

ETA: Popdigr loved that clip.

I don't know why I find this cool, but, I do.

A can of fishwhutnow?

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A counter-shaking spoon, for people who have tremors.

Pretty cool.

I just bought one of these for my uncle with Parkinson's. A hefty price tag, but hey, he hasn't let me get him a Christmas present in like 10 years, so I figure he's due. I'll let you guys know what he thinks about it.

RE fish assholes. Imma guess the can is filled with spaghetti-Os

And by guess, I mean hope.

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Reminds me of the time I found a sliver of wood in my cottage cheese. I complained to the store, "look at the size of this piece of wood!" and the man said, "what do you expect from a pint of cottage cheese, the entire cottage?"

Thanks folks, IBHAW, try the curried fox snouts.

Yee. Ikes.

compare to starving to death

I would be willing to bet a fair amount of money that no one has 'starved to death' from tremors in a very long time, 1800-ish, I'd bet.

But, I do see your point.

Meh--you bought your folks a new roof, if I recall correctly, right? Dignity is worth a lot, and I hope someone values mine as much when I'm old.