You would, Sam. :lol:

Seriously, are we just assuming that the ham is green? The eggs must be, but are eggs and ham a collective or individual entities (in which case one must say green eggs and green ham?)

Anyway, I love Dr Masseuse!

I said, green eggs...

Trivia - a green ham is one that has been cured but not smoked. I've had it. It's pretty good.

What is this?

Areator for faucet head.

cd on a piece of glass with soapy water between them.

Contact lens.

Teapot lid

You guy share credit for this on.

I put a cd over my cup of hot coffee as a lid to keep it warm while I was away from my desk. When I returned, this was what I saw.

Nice work guys.

The symetry of the bubbles is amazing. Ok, well not really but it is cool.

Trick question: What is this?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3360/...104c6176_m.jpg

Blue.

Easter Basket.

Does it get you as high as smoking pot?

It looks like a lanyard where the pattern's been photoshopped into a larger image. (Though I only make the editing claim because you said it was a trick question. In general it just looks like a lanyard.)