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Kagen4o4 05-12-2005 07:17 PM

he would have been a little more obvious about there being 2 keys though. unless its in the other string we havent figured out yet. for all we know it could say "the two keys are blah and blah"

SilverPhoenix 05-13-2005 02:41 PM

A current map of the site: (no passwords on this one, folks :)

Code:

Oven Page (homepage): click window on oven door
 | Title: Something Is Coming
 V
Asia Awaits (not.htm): red background. Click 'Asia' text to get prompt.
 | Title: afg bbb bai bab adc aig bba baa adc ahd bab bab aef
 | Prompt: 'HeWhoLivesByTheSword'
 | Clues: Check the source code.
 V
Truck Page (TimeFlows.htm): Decipher the clues and change the page URL to
continue.
 | Title: Patients.......079 110 032 116 [...more three-digit #'s]
 | Clues: Check the source code. Google and anagramming will help.
 V
Treesign Page ({answerfromprevious}.htm): Click the sign to get prompt.
 | Title: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
 | Prompt: 'WhatALovelyDrapeTheyMake'
 | Clues: Source code, Photoshop.
 V
Hotel Page (Aquatic.htm): Click a lower window to continue to the next screen.
 | Title: the eyes that C the Claws that CatCh
 | Clues: Source code, but only for further pages.
 V
The Lights Page (SM.htm): Click on the lowest light first, to get the later
 |                        clues in the correct order.
 | Title: A moth flew in the room when I di4d
 | Prompt, L1 (../1/~.htm): 'Curiosity Killed The Cat'
 | Prompt, L2 (../2/~.htm): 'Master and Betrayer'
 | Prompt, L3 (../3/~.htm): 'Dorothy and Scarecrow'
 | Prompt, L4 (../4/~.htm): 'FACE0F, What darkness do we live'
 | Prompt, L5 (../5/~.htm): 'Frankenstein now, Yuki's Bird'
 | Prompt, L6 (../6/~.htm): 'Audition, Death of a Traveling Salesman'
 | Clues: mouseover statusbar messages.
 V
-+->First Light (../1/1.htm) Click the license plate to open a subpage.
 |    Title: THEY CAN'T ESCAPE THE STORM
 |    Page 'number': 73
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 1F DH | Inside: none
 >--->License Plate (HypericumPerforatum.htm)
 |      Title: Hide Your Sorrows
 |      Clues: the ASCII text making up the picture is a code, repeated several
 |            times over. Decode it, then Google the quote to answer the next
 |            prompt.
 |
-+->Second Light (../2/toto.htm) Click the 'eyes' of the tree to find subpages.
 |    Title: DON'T STRAY FROM THE PATH
 |    Page 'number': 54
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 2F SJ | Inside: 2f, BR 9f
 |    Clues: "ALL IS DEAD AND GONE WHAT WAS LEFT BY THE WOEBEGONE" in the
 |          source code
 |          Photoshopped text in the left side of the photo reads "How would
 |          you like it if someone picked something off of you?"
 >--->The Black page (../2/left.htm) The 'eye' on your left, not the tree's.
 |      Title: We Face Each Other Across A Small Table.
 |      Clues: "HTATDSENETCURDTNRHEOSEOLFH" below the image.
 |            The bulk of the page is an all-black jpg, with imagemaps that
 |            spell out "Shovel that good snow" backwards.
 |            Mouseover statusbar messages describe the Sheepman's room.
 >--->The Tunnel page (../2/right.htm) The 'eye' on your right, not the tree's.
 |      Title: Philip K. Dick's Fortune Cookie
 |      Clues: The six parts of the image change upon mouseover to show lines
 |            from Coleridge's Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
 |            The bottom slice of image is also an animated .gif that flashes
 |            'YOU ARE NOT OF[sic] THE PATH' once every ~ten seconds.
 |
-+->Third Light (../3/WeAreConnected.htm) Click the date and the faint circles
 |              to open subpages.
 |    Title: Robert Silvers
 |    Page 'number': 23
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 9G BR | Inside: BR 9g
 |    Clues: Clicking the smaller windmill pops up a JS message encoded in
 |          Navajo, specifically that from the code used in WWII.
 |          There are five hard-to-see circles just below the windmills; each
 |          one leads to a smaller popup window, displaying a robotic head, as
 |          well as displaying mouseover status messages.
 >--->The Heads pages (../3/head/[1-5].htm)
 |      Titles: 1: Piggy Piggy
 |              2: We've Got Ventriloquists
 |              3: Who Watches the Watchme...
 |              4: We Are Connected
 |              5: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy
 |      Clues: Each of the head pictures is a variant of "David Hanson.jpg",
 |            and all five pages have "unhssrvelette " (with the space) in the
 |            source code. This anagrams to 'seventh result', which is the
 |            appropriate Google result to find the David Hanson who created
 |            the head.
 >--->The Steel Bars page (../3/ever_yo_ne_i_sdead.htm)
 |      Title: 1 2
 |      Clues: Upon page load, a JS popup appears that has Navajo text in it.
 |
-+->Fourth Light (../4/1129524974645525182.htm) Click the power lines and the
 |              vehicle in the distance for popup messages, both plaintext &
 |              Navajo.
 |    Title: THE DEVIL WITH 5 FINGERS
 |    Page 'number': 999
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 4I ST | Inside: 4I ST
 |    Clues: Several images are named to 'fit' together: 'I', 'am', 'cursed.'
 |          and 'diablo'.
 |          Photoshopped text in upper-left sky reads "[The danger] must be
 |          growing/[For the rowers keep on rowing/And they certianly are not
 |          showing/any] signs that they [are slowing.]"
 |
-+->Fifth Light (../5/three.htm) Click the figure's face, the biohazard symbol,
 |              and the fist above the figure's head for subpages. Double-click
 |              the dagger to make it fade. Click 'Ever so peaceably' and the
 |              figure's chest for popup messages.
 |    Title: MY EYES ARE BURNING HEL [sic]
 |    Page 'number': 1107
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 4S TC | Inside: 4I ST
 |    Clues: Several anagrams/Navajo codes/etc. in the popups.
 >--->The Fish page (../5/ANOTHERCORPSE.htm) (click the fist-in-a-circle)
 |      Title: I wouldn't be able to wash it off.
 |      Clues: "I am a smuts innuendo" in the source code.
 |            "THE CURSE OF THE MASERATI" in a JS mouseover; "What's Happened
 |            to me?" in a popup.
 >--->Idle Tuesday page (../5/UNREQUITEDLOVE.htm) (click the biohazard sign)
 |      Title: Cuck-Koo
 |      Clues: "Did I kill Kiki?" in a popup; the image is 'kiki.jpg'.
 >--->The Scepter page (../5/WhereIsGotanda.htm) (click the figure's chest)
 |      Title: SCEPTER
 |      Clues: "Thoughtyou'dgetheresooner" as a JS popup.
 |            Has an animated .gif, of a handprint changing to a hoofprint.
 |            Click the image to open a sub-subpage.
 >------>The Carpace page (../5/Carpace.htm)
 |        Title: [none]
 |        Clues: Inverted (white text) ASCII art; an outline of a cockroach.
 |
-+->Sixth Light (../6/FindTheDate.htm) Click the tree for a subpage.
 |    Title: Sun and Death Travel Together
 |    Page 'number': 2371
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: The Walls Are Closing In | Inside: BR 9g
 |    Clues: passing your mouse over the image changes the season from winter
 |          to summer and viceversa.
 |          summer.jpg has "Bad core.", "Coo! Bearded crab", and "Bore cad."
 |          photoshopped into the sky. These all anagram to 'barcode'.
 |          Every image 'inside' this light has one or more barcodes embedded
 |          in it.
 |          Barcodes decode as:
 |              "Even the darkness of night was different."
 |              "What was Paige's number?"
 |              "crownswordscepterm"
 |              "I scarcely talk to the cat anymore."
 |          There's one more barcode that is too blurred to read.
 >--->The First House page (5coffinsandoneempty/Vig.htm) Click the right-hand
 |                          window for a subpage.
 |      Title: A Perfectly Common Accident
 |      Clues: 'BOX', repeated three times, and 'SHOVEL THAT GOOD SNOW', both
 |            in the source code.
 |            "She was married to the Dolphin", in Windows 'Symbol' font,
 |            embedded in the left-side sky.
 |            A long string of gibberish in the source code, possibly Vigenere
 |            code.
 |            Barcode decodes as "The area had changed Mark"
 |            'Sad Lisa' lyrics, by Cat Stevens, popup upon page load.
 |            The image name, "undevilish net" anagrams to "devil in the sun".
 >---> The Closeup House page (5coffinsandoneempty/Near.htm)
 |      Title: ShovelThatGoodSnow
 |      Clues: ASCII portrait in the source code, of Blaise Vigenere. See
 |            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaise_de_Vigen%E8re for details
 |            about the man.
 |            A very long string of gibberish above the portrait, possibly
 |            Vigenere code.
 |            [Ml6 8vk8lzxsv7 6I GDJ y1 FJ,] photoshopped (upside-down and
 |            backwards) in the window.
 |            [3sv8v wrw sv w8lk sr7 z2v. 4rtmv8v?] photoshopped into the
 |            upper-right sky.
 |            'Lonesome Suzie' lyrics, by Richard Manuel of The Band, popup
 |            upon page load.
 |            mouseover status message "poor chastener", which anagrams to
 |            "another corpse".
 |            Barcode decodes to "I was entirely alone in total darkness and
 |            it was utterly quiet."
 |
 V
The next page ... ???


atari 05-13-2005 05:23 PM

Silly SilverPhoenix. You forgot the map!

I'd post it, but I already closed the TINAS page.

crazypeoplethink 05-13-2005 06:49 PM

On the FIsh page... where's the biohazard sign
o_O

atari 05-13-2005 10:09 PM

Do you mean the fish page in /5? If so, the biohazard sign is on the main page of /5. To the right of the dude, and beneath the disappearing sword.

Kagen4o4 05-14-2005 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari
Do you mean the fish page in /5? If so, the biohazard sign is on the main page of /5. To the right of the dude, and beneath the disappearing sword.

the left when looking at it.

SilverPhoenix 05-14-2005 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari
Silly SilverPhoenix. You forgot the map!

eh? It's a site-layout text map, not a graphical one, if that's what you mean.

crazypeoplethink 05-14-2005 01:00 PM

Ohhhh that page... *feels stupid*
I think there's a few pages you forgot SP

SilverPhoenix 05-14-2005 02:00 PM

No, they're all there. Sub-pages are marked with >--->, and depending on how your browser interprets cellar.org's php, you may need to scroll down inside the Code: box.

I went back and edited the markup to add some clarity. Hope that'll help.

crazypeoplethink 05-14-2005 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverPhoenix
No, they're all there. Sub-pages are marked with >--->, and depending on how your browser interprets cellar.org's php, you may need to scroll down inside the Code: box.

I went back and edited the markup to add some clarity. Hope that'll help.

No they're not... there are pages after the dvil with five fingers page
http://thisisnotporn.com/DM/inthedar...;s%20lives.htm
http://thisisnotporn.com/DM/inthedar...f%20Werter.htm
http://thisisnotporn.com/DM/inthedar...4/Moluccas.htm
I'm not sure about the order though

Kagen4o4 05-14-2005 05:58 PM

lol ive never seen those pages before

Silox 05-14-2005 09:33 PM

Use a mirror to read the quotes on pages 1 and 2. The third page is easily read. I have no idea what they mean though. =/

Kine 05-14-2005 11:19 PM

"Cursed, cursed creator! Why did I live? Why, in that instant, did I not extinguish the spark of existence which you had so wantonly bestowed?"
-Frankenstein, chapter 16?

Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay
To mould me man? Did I solicit thee
From darkness to promote me?
--John Milton (1608-1674), Paradise Lost (1667)

Can't find the other page.
As for order I'm sure it's:
http://thisisnotporn.com/DM/inthedar...4/Moluccas.htm
http://thisisnotporn.com/DM/inthedarkness/4/Plutarch's%20lives.htm
http://thisisnotporn.com/DM/inthedar...f%20Werter.htm

After all the text in the background can become:
'There's something really abnormal about you, you know'

Isn't that familiar...Woo hoo:
Another DDD reference.

Hope this somewhat helps.

SilverPhoenix 05-15-2005 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazypeoplethink
No they're not... there are pages after the dvil with five fingers page
http://thisisnotporn.com/DM/inthedar...;s%20lives.htm
http://thisisnotporn.com/DM/inthedar...f%20Werter.htm
http://thisisnotporn.com/DM/inthedar...4/Moluccas.htm
I'm not sure about the order though

Ah, you're right. I'd forgotten those, thanks. (forgotten 'cause they aren't linked anywhere that I'm aware of. Must look at 4 again, I guess :) Update shortly.

SilverPhoenix 05-15-2005 08:56 AM

Updated.

A current text map. (too long with the extra pages ;) Split between two posts.)

Code:

Oven Page (homepage): click window on oven door
 | Title: Something Is Coming
 V
Asia Awaits (not.htm): red background. Click 'Asia' text to get prompt.
 | Title: afg bbb bai bab adc aig bba baa adc ahd bab bab aef
 | Prompt: 'HeWhoLivesByTheSword'
 | Clues: Check the source code.
 V
Truck Page (TimeFlows.htm): Decipher the clues and change the page URL to
continue.
 | Title: Patients.......079 110 032 116 [...more three-digit #'s]
 | Clues: Check the source code. Google and anagramming will help.
 V
Treesign Page ({answerfromprevious}.htm): Click the sign to get prompt.
 | Title: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
 | Prompt: 'WhatALovelyDrapeTheyMake'
 | Clues: Source code, Photoshop.
 V
Hotel Page (Aquatic.htm): Click a lower window to continue to the next screen.
 | Title: the eyes that C the Claws that CatCh
 | Clues: Source code, but only for further pages.
 V
The Lights Page (SM.htm): Click on the lowest light first, to get the later
 |                        clues in the correct order.
 | Title: A moth flew in the room when I di4d
 | Prompt, L1 (../1/~.htm): 'Curiosity Killed The Cat'
 | Prompt, L2 (../2/~.htm): 'Master and Betrayer'
 | Prompt, L3 (../3/~.htm): 'Dorothy and Scarecrow'
 | Prompt, L4 (../4/~.htm): 'FACE0F, What darkness do we live'
 | Prompt, L5 (../5/~.htm): 'Frankenstein now, Yuki's Bird'
 | Prompt, L6 (../6/~.htm): 'Audition, Death of a Traveling Salesman'
 | Clues: mouseover statusbar messages.
 V
-+->First Light (../1/1.htm) Click the license plate to open a subpage.
 |    Title: THEY CAN'T ESCAPE THE STORM
 |    Page 'number': 73
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 1F DH | Inside: none
 >--->License Plate (HypericumPerforatum.htm)
 |      Title: Hide Your Sorrows
 |      Clues: the ASCII text making up the picture is a code, repeated several
 |            times over. Decode it, then Google the quote to answer the next
 |            prompt.
 |
-+->Second Light (../2/toto.htm) Click the 'eyes' of the tree to find subpages.
 |    Title: DON'T STRAY FROM THE PATH
 |    Page 'number': 54
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 2F SJ | Inside: 2f, BR 9f
 |    Clues: "ALL IS DEAD AND GONE WHAT WAS LEFT BY THE WOEBEGONE" in the
 |          source code
 |          Photoshopped text in the left side of the photo reads "How would
 |          you like it if someone picked something off of you?"
 >--->The Black page (../2/left.htm) The 'eye' on your left, not the tree's.
 |      Title: We Face Each Other Across A Small Table.
 |      Clues: "HTATDSENETCURDTNRHEOSEOLFH" below the image.
 |            The bulk of the page is an all-black jpg, with imagemaps that
 |            spell out "Shovel that good snow" backwards.
 |            Mouseover statusbar messages describe the Sheepman's room.
 >--->The Tunnel page (../2/right.htm) The 'eye' on your right, not the tree's.
 |      Title: Philip K. Dick's Fortune Cookie
 |      Clues: The six parts of the image change upon mouseover to show lines
 |            from Coleridge's Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
 |            The bottom slice of image is also an animated .gif that flashes
 |            'YOU ARE NOT OF[sic] THE PATH' once every ~ten seconds.
 |
-+->Third Light (../3/WeAreConnected.htm) Click the date and the faint circles
 |              to open subpages.
 |    Title: Robert Silvers
 |    Page 'number': 23
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 9G BR | Inside: BR 9g
 |    Clues: Clicking the smaller windmill pops up a JS message encoded in
 |          Navajo, specifically that from the code used in WWII.
 |          There are five hard-to-see circles just below the windmills; each
 |          one leads to a smaller popup window, displaying a robotic head, as
 |          well as displaying mouseover status messages.
 >--->The Heads pages (../3/head/[1-5].htm)
 |      Titles: 1: Piggy Piggy
 |              2: We've Got Ventriloquists
 |              3: Who Watches the Watchme...
 |              4: We Are Connected
 |              5: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy
 |      Clues: Each of the head pictures is a variant of "David Hanson.jpg",
 |            and all five pages have "unhssrvelette " (with the space) in the
 |            source code. This anagrams to 'seventh result', which is the
 |            appropriate Google result to find the David Hanson who created
 |            the head.
 >--->The Steel Bars page (../3/ever_yo_ne_i_sdead.htm)
 |      Title: 1 2
 |      Clues: Upon page load, a JS popup appears that has Navajo text in it.
 |
-+->Fourth Light (../4/1129524974645525182.htm) Click the power lines and the
 |              vehicle in the distance for popup messages, both plaintext &
 |              Navajo. Unlinked subpages, see Clues.
 |    Title: THE DEVIL WITH 5 FINGERS
 |    Page 'number': 999
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 4I ST | Inside: 4I ST
 |    Clues: Several images are named to 'fit' together: 'I', 'am', 'cursed.'
 |          and 'diablo'.
 |          Photoshopped text in upper-left sky reads "[The danger] must be
 |          growing/[For the rowers keep on rowing/And they certianly are not
 |          showing/any] signs that they [are slowing.]"
 |          Subpages: ../4/Moluccas.htm, ../4/Sorrows%20of%20Werter.htm, &
 |          ../4/Plutarch's%20lives.htm
 >--->Subpages
 |      Titles: Moluccas: X, 743-5 (refers to book 10 of Paradise Lost)
 |              Plutarch's: A life half lived.
 |              Werter: Distant Mother. Resentful child.
 |      Clues: Imagenames are related: 'fear', 'love', & 'hate', and 'who',
 |            'is', & 'left'
 |            Mouseover status messages read, variously, "I have no mouth",
 |            "and I", & "must scream"
 |            Heavily encoded Navajo code in the source of Moluccas.
 |            Text in the background images can be strung together to read
 |            "There's something really abnormal about you, you know."
 |            The background images themselves can be put together to show a
 |            figure looking out of a window at a hotel.
 |
-+->Fifth Light (../5/three.htm) Click the figure's face, the biohazard symbol,
 |              and the fist above the figure's head for subpages. Double-click
 |              the dagger to make it fade. Click 'Ever so peaceably' and the
 |              figure's chest for popup messages.
 |    Title: MY EYES ARE BURNING HEL [sic]
 |    Page 'number': 1107
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 4S TC | Inside: 4I ST
 |    Clues: Several anagrams/Navajo codes/etc. in the popups.
 >--->The Fish page (../5/ANOTHERCORPSE.htm) (click the fist-in-a-circle)
 |      Title: I wouldn't be able to wash it off.
 |      Clues: "I am a smuts innuendo" in the source code.
 |            "THE CURSE OF THE MASERATI" in a JS mouseover; "What's Happened
 |            to me?" in a popup.
 >--->Idle Tuesday page (../5/UNREQUITEDLOVE.htm) (click the biohazard sign)
 |      Title: Cuck-Koo
 |      Clues: "Did I kill Kiki?" in a popup; the image is 'kiki.jpg'.
 >--->The Scepter page (../5/WhereIsGotanda.htm) (click the figure's chest)
 |      Title: SCEPTER
 |      Clues: "Thoughtyou'dgetheresooner" as a JS popup.
 |            Has an animated .gif, of a handprint changing to a hoofprint.
 |            Click the image to open a sub-subpage.
 >------>The Carpace page (../5/Carpace.htm)
 |        Title: [none]
 |        Clues: Inverted (white text) ASCII art; an outline of a cockroach.
 |



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